Porcelain -- Collectors and collecting -- United States; Pottery -- Collectors and collecting -- United States
A halo of mysterious ghost-seeing, an eternal radiance of poesy,
surrounds this copper-lustre pitcher. We found this irradiated pitcher
when we went a-spinet-hunting. We found the ghost also, a tall, pale,
terrifying apparition, who stealthily entered our room at midnight as we
slept in the old Pardon tavern, who mysteriously and quietly carried off
our gowns, but who proved in the cold disillusionizing daylight to be
our landlady’s daughter, an amateur dressmaker of unbounded ambition and
few resources. And our poet! we found him also, a unique and untutored
son of the gods, a rare product of New England soil. We prosaically
hired this Yankee Walt Whitman to drive us to the Maybee farm—the house
which we had been assured held both china and spinet. Our
dearly-remembered poet was a tall, wiry New Englander, whose only
visible attire was a moth-eaten fur hat, a woollen shirt, a pair of
heavy boots, and faded overalls, held in place by a single suspender. He
looked too thinly clad for the raw spring weather, but seemed perfectly
comfortable and contented in his light clothing. Poet-like, his hair was
long. Four little wintry curls blew out from under the old hat. We had
been warned that he did not call himself a farmer, but proudly avowed
and named himself a poet; and it was hinted that he was a little “luny.”
He had begun his rhyming career with the composition of epitaphs for all
the village inhabitants, both living and dead; and from thence had
advanced to the constant use of rhymes in every-day life and hence had
acquired the name of “Rhyming Darius.” He “lisped in numbers for the
numbers came;” and proudly did he display his God-given talent to us
prosy city folks. He also combined with his vocation as poet the
additional talent of employing intensely legal forms of speech; for he
had at an early period of his life been a witness in some country
trespass case, and had since then always spent a day “in court,”
whenever the rare days of idleness of a New England farmer would permit.
As a result, he always cross-questioned everyone with whom he had any
conversation, and adopted, as far as he could remember, a lawyer’s
phraseology and legal terms. He had a wily manner of evading questions,
and seldom gave a direct answer; so between questions and answers we
held “open court” all the way to the Maybee farm.
Our poet also made a strange introduction of the letter “u” into
words—which use he evidently regarded as something extremely eloquent
and scholarly, but which produced some very astonishing variations in
our vernacular speech. He was much excited at the nocturnal abstraction
of our gowns and he poured forth a perfect volley of rhymed questions
upon the subject to us as he drove, seated sidewise, fixing us “with his
glittering eye:”
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