Choyce Drollery: Songs and Sonnets: Being a Collection of Divers Excellent Pieces of Poetry, of Several Eminent Authors.
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Choyce Drollery: Songs and Sonnets: Being a Collection of Divers Excellent Pieces of Poetry, of Several Eminent Authors.
English poetry -- Early modern, 1500-1700; English wit and humor; Songs, English -- Texts
In the Collection of Songs by the Wits of the Age, appended to _Le
Prince d’Amour_, 1660, (but on broadsheet, 1641) we find the following
far-superior lyric on
TOBACCO.
_To feed on Flesh is Gluttony,_
_It maketh men fat like swine._
_But is not he a frugal Man_
_That on a leaf can dine!_
_He needs no linnen for to foul,_
_His fingers ends to wipe,_
_That hath his Kitchin in a Box,_
_And roast meat in a Pipe._
_The cause wherefore few rich mens sons_
_Prove disputants in Schools,_
_Is that their fathers fed on flesh,_
_And they begat fat fools._
_This fulsome feeding cloggs the brain,_
_And doth the stomack cloak;_
_But he’s a brave spark that can dine_
_With one light dish of smoak._
_Audi alterem partem!_ Five years earlier (May 28th, 1655), William
Winstanley had published “A Farewell to Tobacco,” beginning:—
_Farewell thou Indian smoake, Barbarian vapour,_
_Enemy unto life, foe to waste paper,_
_Thou dost diseases in thy body breed,_
_And like a Vultur on the purse doth feed._
_Changing sweet breaths into a stinking loathing,_
_And with 3 pipes turnes two pence into nothing;_
_Grim ~Pluto~ first invented it, I think,_
_To poison all the world with hellish stink_, &c.
(18 lines more. _The Muses’ Cabinet_, 1655, p. 13.)
The three pipes for two-pence was a cheapening of Tobacco since the days,
not a century before, when for price it was weighed equally against gold.
Our early friend Arthur Tennyson wrote in one of our (extant) Florentine
sketch-books the following _impromptu_ of his own:—
_I walk’d by myself on the highest of hills,_
_And ’twas sweet, I with rapture did own;_
_As fish-like I opened unto it my gills_
_And gulp’d it in ecstasy down;_
_To feel it breathe over my bacca-boiled tongue,_
_That so much of its fragrance did need,_
_And brace up completely a system unstrung_
_For months with this ~Devil’s own Weed~._
But even so early as 1639, Thomas Bancroft had printed, (written thirteen
years before) in his _First Booke of Epigrammes_, the following,
ON TOBACCO TAKING.
_The Old Germans, that their Divinations made_
_From Asses heads upon hot embers laid,_
_Saw they but now what frequent fumes arise_
_From such dull heads, what could they prophetize_
_But speedy firing of this worldly frame,_
_That seemes to stinke for feare of such a flame._
(_Two Bookes of Epigrammes_, No. 183, sign. E 3.)
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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