Choyce Drollery: Songs and Sonnets: Being a Collection of Divers Excellent Pieces of Poetry, of Several Eminent Authors.
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Choyce Drollery: Songs and Sonnets: Being a Collection of Divers Excellent Pieces of Poetry, of Several Eminent Authors.
English poetry -- Early modern, 1500-1700; English wit and humor; Songs, English -- Texts
It is _Justices_ Friend, she will it commend,
For all is here served by _measure_ and _tale_;
Now, _true-tale_ and _good measure_ are _Justices_ treasure,
And much to the praise of a _pot of good ale_.
And next I alledge, it is _Fortitudes_ edge[,]
For a very Cow-heard, that shrinks like a Snaile,
Will swear and will swagger, and out goes his Dagger,
If he be but arm’d with a _pot of good ale_.
Yea, ALE hath her _Knights_ and _Squires_ of Degree,
That never wore Corslet, nor yet shirts of Maile,
But have fought their fights all, twixt the pot and the wall,
When once they were dub’d with a _pot of good ale_.
And sure it will make a man suddenly _wise_,
Er’e-while was scarce able to tell a right tale:
It will open his jaw, he will tell you the _Law_,
As make a right _Bencher_ of a _pot of good ale_.
Or he that will make a _bargain_ to gain,
In _buying_ or _setting_ his goods forth to _sale_,
Must not plod in the mire, but sit by the fire,
And seale up his Match with a _pot of good ale_.
But for _Soberness_, needs must I confess,
The matter goes hard; and few do prevaile
Not to go too deep, but _temper_ to keep,
Such is the _Attractive_ of a _pot of good ale_.
But here’s an amends, which will make all Friends,
And ever doth tend to the best availe:
If you take it too deep, it will make you but sleep;
So comes no great harm of a _pot of good ale_.
If (reeling) they happen to fall to the ground,
The fall is not great, they may hold by the Raile:
If into the water, they cannot be drown’d,
For that gift is given to a _pot of good ale_.
If drinking about they chance to fall out,
Fear not that _Alarm_, though flesh be but fraile;
It will prove but some blowes, or at most a bloody nose,
And Friends again straight with a _pot of good ale_.
And _Physic_ will favour ALE, as it is bound,
And be against _Beere_ both tooth and naile;
They send up and down, all over the town
To get for their Patients a _pot of good ale_.
Their _Ale-berries_, _cawdles_, and _Possets_ each one,
And _Syllabubs_ made at the Milking-pale,
Although they be many, _Beere_ comes not in any,
But all are composed with a _pot of good ale_.
And in very deed the _Hop’s_ but a Weed,
Brought o’re against Law, and here set to sale:
Would the Law were renew’d, and no more _Beer_ brew’d,
But all men betake them to a _Pot of good ale_.
The _Law_ that will take it under his wing,
For, at every _Law-day_, or _Moot of the hale_,
One is sworn to serve our _Soveraigne_ the KING,
In the ancient _Office_ of a CONNER of ALE.
There’s never a Lord of _Mannor_ or of a Town,
By strand or by land, by hill or by dale,
But thinks it a _Franchise_, and a _Flow’r_ of the CROWN,
To hold the _Assize_ of a _pot of good ale_.
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