Choyce Drollery: Songs and Sonnets: Being a Collection of Divers Excellent Pieces of Poetry, of Several Eminent Authors.
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Choyce Drollery: Songs and Sonnets: Being a Collection of Divers Excellent Pieces of Poetry, of Several Eminent Authors.
English poetry -- Early modern, 1500-1700; English wit and humor; Songs, English -- Texts
And though there lie _Writs_ from the _Courts Paramount_,
To stay the proceedings of _Courts Paravaile_;
_Law_ favours it so, you may come, you may go,
There lies no _Prohibition_ to a _pot of good ale_.
They talk much of _State_, both early and late,
But if _Gascoign_ and _Spain_ their _Wine_ should but faile,
No remedy then, with us _Englishmen_,
But the _State_ it must stand by a _pot of good ale_.
And they that sit by it are good men and quiet,
No dangerous _Plotters_ in the Common-weale
Of _Treason_ and _Murder_: For they never go further
Than to call for, and pay for a _pot of good ale_.
To the praise of GAMBRIVIUS that good _Brittish King_
That devis’d for his Nation (by the _Welshmen’s_ tale)
Seventeen hundred years before CHRIST did spring,
The happy invention of a _pot of good ale_.
The _North_ they will praise it, and praise with passion,
Where every _River_ gives name to a _Dale_:
There men are yet living that are of th’ old fashion,
No _Nectar_ they know but a _pot of good ale_.
The PICTS and the SCOTS for ALE were at lots,
So high was the skill, and so kept under seale;
The PICTS were undone, slain each mothers son,
For not teaching the SCOTS to make _Hether Eale_.
But hither or thither, it skils not much whether:
For Drink must be had, men live not by _Keale_,
Not by _Havor-bannocks_ nor by _Havor-jannocks_,
The thing the SCOTS live on is a _pot of good ale_.
Now, if ye will say it, I will not denay it,
That many a man it brings to his bale:
Yet what fairer end can one wish to his Friend,
Th an to dye by the part of a _pot of good ale_.
Yet let not the innocent bear any blame,
It is their own doings to break o’re the pale:
And neither the _Malt_, nor the good wife in fault,
If any be potted with a _pot of good ale_.
They tell whom it kills, but say not a word,
How many a man liveth both sound and hale,
Though he drink no _Beer_ any day in the year,
By the _Radical humour_ of a _pot of good ale_.
But to speak of _Killing_, that am I not willing,
For that in a manner were but to raile:
But _Beer_ hath its name, ’cause it brings to the _Biere_,
Therefore well-fare, say I, to a _pot of good ale_.
Too many (I wis) with their deaths proved this,
And, therefore (if ancient Records do not faile),
He that first brew’d the _Hop_ was rewarded with a _rope_,
And found his _Beer_ far more _bitter_ than ALE.
O ALE[!] _ab alendo_, the _Liquor_ of LIFE,
That I had but a mouth as big as a _Whale_!
For mine is too little to touch the least tittle
That belongs to the praise of a _pot of good ale_.
Thus (I trow) some _Vertues_ I have mark’d you out,
And never a _Vice_ in all this long traile,
But that after the _Pot_ there cometh the _Shot_,
And that’s th’ onely _blot_ of a _pot of good ale_.—
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