Rather cold outside here, sir; but of course, if you like riding on the box best, why it's nothing to me, and I'm glad of your company. Come on. "Ony a bob's worth, Tommy," says that chap as drove Mr Pickwick, him as set the old gent and his friends down as spies. The poor chap must have had a bad day, you see, and got a bit raspy; and I've known the time as I've felt raspy, too, and ready to say, "Ony a bob's worth, Tommy." You see ours is a trade as flucterates a wonderful sight, and the public's got it into their heads as we're always a-going to take 'em in somehow or other; so jest like that American gal in the story, "Don't," says Public. "Don't what?" says we. "Don't overcharge," says Public. "Well, we wasn't a-over-charging," says we. "No, but aint you going to?" says Public. Puts it into our heads, and makes us charge extra through being so suspicious. You see we're poor men, but not such a bad sort, considering. Public servants we are, badged and numbered, bound to do work by fixed rule and charge, so what I say is that you should treat us accordingly. "Civil and pleasant," says you--"Civil and pleasant," says we. "Drawn swords," says you--"Drawn swords," says we. Peace or war, which you likes, and the Beak for umpire. There's a werry good sorter clay underneath some of our weskets, if you only takes and moulds it the right way, when you'll find all go as easy as can be; but make us ill-tempered and hot, why of course we turns brittle and cracks; while, you know, if you goes the other way too far, and moistens our clay too much, why--Well, human natur's only human natur, is it? and of course the clay gets soft and sticky, and a nuisance. Keep half-way, you know, and then you're all right, and will find us decent working, when you moulds us up and brings out a model cabby. You see you calls them black fellows men and brothers, but I'm blest if I think some people thinks as we are; for, instead of brothers, they treat us as if we was werry distant relations indeed, and then sets to and fights it out with us for every sixpence we earns. Don't believe a word we say, they don't, and as to thinking we're honest--bless your heart no, not they! "Oh, they're a bad lot, kebmen," says Mrs John Bull, and she says as the straw's musty, the lining fusty, and the seat's dusty, and then grumbles at the horse, and blows up the driver and flings dirt at him. "You rascal--you scoundrel! I'll summons you; I'll put you on the treadmill; I'll have the distance measured; I'll--I'll write to the _Times_ and have your rascality exposed. Drive me to Bow Street--no to Great Marlbro' Street--or--there--no, take your fare, but mind I've taken your number, and I'll introduce the subject in the House this very night."