‘Poor Harry begged me to give him a start; so I came to an arrangement
to take him through the provinces as M. Phillipi, the Wizard. This was
on a Friday; on the following Wednesday he appeared at Ramsgate to an
eighteen pound morning performance and a fourteen pound one at night,
our prices being three shillings, two shillings, and one shilling,
although in Whitechapel he would not have earned five shillings per day.
Among other places I visited was Dartford, where I took the Bull Hotel
assembly-room, which had been recently rebuilt, but not yet opened. Mrs
Satherwaite, a lady of considerable distinction, kindly gave me her
patronage, and I arranged for a band at Gravesend. On the day of the
performance, towards the afternoon, the band not having arrived, I sent
my assistant to Gravesend, with instructions to bring a band with him.
Half-past seven arrived, the time announced for opening the doors, when
a large crowd had assembled, as much out of curiosity to see the new
room as the conjurer, and in a short time every seat was occupied.
‘Just before the clock struck eight, the time for commencement, in came
my assistant, saying the band had gone to Dover, to a permanent
engagement. I ran round to the stage-door, and told Graham. He said it
was impossible to give the entertainment without music. In my despair, I
rushed into the street, with the intention of asking Reeves, the
music-seller, if he could let me have a pianoforte. I had not got many
yards when I heard a squeaking noise, and found it proceeded from
_three_ very dirty German boys, one playing a cornopean, another a
trombone, and the third a flageolet. On accosting them, I found they
could not speak a word of English; so I took two of them by the collar,
and the other followed. On reaching the stage-door, I could hear the
impatient audience making a noise for a commencement.
‘Harry Graham, on seeing my musicians, said it would queer everything to
let them be seen by the audience. “I can manage that,” I said; “we will
just put them under the stage, and I will motion them when to go on and
when to leave off.” In another moment M. Phillipi was on the stage, and
received with shouts of applause from the impatient audience. On the
conclusion of the performance, I went to the front, and thanked Mrs
Satherwaite for her kindness, when she said, “He is very clever; but,
oh! that horrid unearthly music!”’
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