Short stories, French -- Translations into English; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
At one moment this towering personality came towards me without seeing
me with such vehemence that I nimbly got out of the way, as I would
before a train. I uttered hasty words, which were:
“I beg your pardon, _Monsieur le médecin inspecteur-général_.”
I had never, in the obscure life of a teacher, had the good fortune to
be in the presence of a military man of high rank and hear him speak.
I had only imagined, or come across in my reading, the virile outline
of the real old soldier. As I looked at this doctor in his military
boots and listened to his comments, I repeated to myself: “At last! the
real thing!” I was overwhelmed, crushed, but in spite of that I was
able to enjoy a feeling of security and confidence, and I always ended
by thinking: “The sheer impudence of it! Still, it takes some doing to
carry it off like that with such fellows as those doctors.”
The Medical Inspector-General had seized a fountain pen and was
covering the walls with prescriptions. He explained in emphatic
sentences what decisions ought to have been made and what action must
be taken. After each diagnosis, those who attended him chanted the
liturgic refrain: “_Oui, Mossinspecteurjral._”
“You must,” he was saying, “remember that you are soldiers
before everything. In putting on the uniform, you have put on
responsibilities. The independence of science has to yield before the
necessity of a uniform method. Personal experience has to give way to
discipline.”
With this simple injunction, personal experience yielded to the sway
of discipline. In one voice the least disciplined race in the world
replied:
“Of course, that is quite understood, _Monsieur le médecin
inspecteur-général_.”
The spectacled young man was standing near me, his arms rigidly at
attention and eyes front. I heard him whisper a strange thing to his
neighbour:
“Times have changed: every dog has his day.”
But his neighbour made a slight gesture of impatience, and the young
man took up again his stiff attitude of respect.
His remark was quite out of place, I thought. Yet it got me out of my
trance, and I began to reflect painfully on the incredible phenomenon
which was then occurring before my eyes.
And it was now entering upon a critical phase. The inspector was
examining the room where wounds were dressed.
“This room,” he said, “is large and well arranged. It was altered
according to instructions I made in 1895 when I was reorganising this
hospital. In fact, the whole place seems fairly satisfactory. Have you
any complaints to make, Coupé?”
Doctor Coupé blushed, was rather upset, and ended by saying:
“Nothing at all, _Mossinspecteurjral_.”
M. Briavoine, when asked in his turn, appeared to ponder, and then
replied that everything was as he wished.
Professor Proby, recovering from his coma, hastened to stammer:
“Ha! here everything is all right, _Mossinspecteurjral_.”
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