pound a week for looking after the garden in the great square; but when
any one came for him, he was never to be found there. I think he spent
most of his time in jobbing about, and "swopping" (as Mrs. Shelfer
called it) among his brother gardeners. Sometimes, he brought home
beautiful plants, perfectly lovely flowers, unknown to me even by name,
and many of these he presented to me by Mrs. Shelfer’s hands. Every
Sunday morning he was up before the daylight, and away for an excursion,
or rather an incursion, through the Hampstead, Highgate, and Holloway
district. From these raids he used to return as I came home from the
morning service. By the way, if I had wanted to puzzle him and find a
blank in his universal acquaintance, the best chance would have been to
ask him about the clergyman. He never gave the pew-openers any trouble,
neither indeed did Mrs. Shelfer, who called herself a Catholic; but the
lively little woman’s chiefest terror was death, and a parson to her was
always an undertaker. If Mr. Shelfer had not spent the Sunday morning
quite so well as I had, at any rate he had not wasted his time. I think
he must have robbed hen-roosts and allotment grounds; and yet he was too
respectable for that. But whence and how could he ever have come by the
gipsey collection he always produced from his hat, from his countless
pockets, from his red cotton handkerchief, every Sunday at 1 P.M.?
Eggs, chickens, mushrooms, sticks of horseradish and celery,
misletoe-thrushes, cucumbers, cabbages red and white, rabbits,
watercress, Aylesbury ducks--I cannot remember one quarter of his
manifold forage. All I can say is, that if these things are to be found
by the side of the road near London, Middlesex is a far better field for
the student of natural history than Gloucestershire, or even beloved
Devon. Mrs. Shelfer said it was all his luck; but I hardly think it
could have rained Aylesbury ducks, even for Mr. Shelfer.
All the time he was extracting from his recesses this multifarious
store, he never once smiled, or showed any symptoms of triumph, but
gravely went through the whole, as if a simple duty.
How was it such a man had not made his fortune? Because he had an
incurable habit of "backing bills" for any one who asked him; and hence
he was always in trouble.
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