One cold day in March, when winter had come to say "good-bye" with a
roar, after wheeling the sofa with my mother upon it towards the parlour
fire, I went out to refresh my spirit in the kitchen with Mrs. Huxtable,
and to "yat myself" (for the sofa took all the parlour fire) by the
fragrant hearth of wood and furze. The farmer’s wife was "larning" me
some strange words of her native dialect, which I was now desirous to
"discoorse," and which she declared to be "the only vitty talk. Arl the
lave of thiccy stoof, zame as the Carnishers and the Zummersets and the
Lunnoners tulls up, arl thiccy’s no more nor a passel of gibbersh, Miss
Clerer, and not vitty atarl; noo, nor English nother. Instead of zaying
’ai’ laike a Kirsten, zome on em zays ’oi,’ and zome on em ’I.’" In the
middle of her lecture, and just as I had learned that to "quilty" is the
proper English for to "swallow," and that the passage down which we
quilty is, correctly speaking, not the throat, but the "ezelpipe," a
strange-looking individual darkened the "draxtool" (corruptly called the
threshold) and crossed the "planch," or floor, to the fireplace where we
sat.
Turning round, I beheld a man about fifty years old, of moderate
stature, gauntly bodied, and loosely built, and utterly reckless of his
attire. His face was long and thin, the profile keenly aquiline; and
the angles made yet sharper, by a continual twitching and tension of the
muscles. The skin of his cheeks was drawn, from his solemn brows to his
lipless and down-curved mouth, tight and hollow, like the bladder on a
jam-pot. His eyes, of a very pale blue, seemed always to stand on
tip-toe, and never to know what he was going to say. A long, straight,
melancholy chin, grisly with patches of hair, was meant by nature to
keep his mouth shut, and came back sullenly when it failed. Over his
shoulders was flung a patched potato-sack, fastened in front with a
wooden skewer, and his nether clothes were as ragged as poetry. In his
air and manner, self-satisfaction strove hard with solemn reserve. Upon
the whole he reminded me of an owl who has lost his heart to a bantam
hen. I cannot express him justly; but those who have seen may recognise
Beany Dawe, the sawyer, acknowledged the bard of the north of Devon.
Mr. Ebenezer Dawe, without any hesitation or salute, took a three-legged
stool, and set it between our chairs, then looked from Mrs. Huxtable to
me, and introduced himself.
"Wull, here be us three,
And I hopps us shall agree."
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