"Now, young lady," began Balaam in a diplomatic tone, "me and my mate
here be in a constitution of trust, or else you may take your oath, and
never a pervarication, we never would keep an agreeable young
female"--here he gave me two ogles intended for one--"on the flinty
stones so long; only we can’t say if you mean honest, and there be such
a many bad ones going, and we’ve got a leary file inside. Now listen to
what I say. There’s a dog as big as a lion in the room as you calls
yourn; and he do show his teeth, and no mistake. We be afeared to show
our noses there, even at the command of dooty. You can hear him
growling now like all the Strand and Fleet Street; and my mate Balak
here leave half his breeches behind him, saving your presence, Miss, and
lucky to get off so. Now if so be you undertakes, honour bright, to
march straight into that front room, my mate and self have concluded to
let you in."
"Of course I will," said I, smiling at their terrors. So I paid the
cabman, took up my little bag, and ran right up the stairs. Balaam and
Balak feared to come round the corner. "You must unlock the door,
Miss," cried one of them, "we was forced to lock him in."
"Oh Judy, my darling Judy, my own pet love of a Judy." He let me say no
more; his paws were on my shoulders, and I was in a shower-bath of
kisses. In the ecstasy of my joy, I forgot all about the two men and
their mysterious doings, and flung myself down on a chair, while Judy,
out of his mind with delight, even tried to sit on my lap. He whinnied,
and cried, and laughed, and yelled, and could find no vent for his
feelings, until he threw his great head back and told all in a wow-wow,
that must have been heard in Oxford Street. A little familiar knock,
and Mrs. Shelfer appeared, looking rather better than ever.
"Why, dear Mrs. Shelfer, how glad I am to see you! And you look much
younger, I declare!"
"And, Miss, you do look bootiful, bootiful, my good friend! Splendid
things,"--I was dressed a little better, but still in sombre
colours--"splendid, Miss Vaughan, and how you becomes ’em to be sure!
Talk of Miss Idols after that, why it’s the Queen to a gipsy! And pray,
Miss, if I may make so bold, what did you give for this? it beats my
sarcenet dress, I do believe."
"Nothing, Mrs. Shelfer, only a little kiss."
"Gracious me, Miss, then you’ve been and got engaged, and to a lord at
least. I heard you were come into your great fortune at last; more than
all Middlesex they tell me, Regency Park and all! And that poor
straight-legged young man, as come here every day to see Judy, and to
ask for you."
"Now, Mrs. Shelfer, don’t talk nonsense,"--my heart was jumping, but I
did not want her to see it. "I only hope you haven’t said a word to him
about these foolish reports."
"Me, Miss! Do you think I would now?"
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