In this brief epitome, I have told, for the purpose of saving trouble, a
great deal more than I learned at the time, a great deal more than
Balaam and Balak would have found out in a twelvemonth. But it makes no
difference: for my conclusions and actions were just the same as they
would have been, if I had known all the above. "And so you see,
Miss"--was Balaam’s peroration--"we have had a downy cove to deal with,
for all his furious temper. Lor now, I never believe any Bobby would
have discovered him; but we has ways, Miss, what with the carpets and
the sofys, and always knowing the best pump at the bar, gentlemen of our
profession has ways that no Peeler would ever dream of. And now, Miss,
the ink is on the table, and both of us wishes you joy--didn’t you say
so, Balak?--if you only think we has earned that cheque for 90*l.*, and
the rest, please God, when the gentleman feel Jack Ketch."
"You shall have the money soon, if not now. For I believe you have
deserved it. But I must trouble you first to write down briefly what
you have told me, and to sign it in full. It is not for myself. I
remember every word. It is for the satisfaction of a gentleman who
cannot see you."
Balaam and Balak looked very blank, and declared it would take them a
week to write out half they had told me. This objection I soon removed,
by offering to make an abstract of it, which I could do from memory, and
then let them read and sign it. By this time they were both afflicted
with thirst, which I sent them away to quench, while I drew up a rough
deposition. But first I called darling Idols, and told her that now I
had evidence which would satisfy even a sceptical father.
"And surely, my pet, you yourself must have something; some relic, or
token, to help us."
"No, cousin Clara, I can’t think of anything, except this little charm,
which has been round my neck for years, and which I have shown you
before: but I fear it is not uncommon. He took it away from me once,
but I managed to steal it back again."
The charm was a piece of chalcedony, ground into some resemblance which
I could not recognise then, and very highly polished. She said it had
been her brother Conrad’s, and he had given it to her; hearing which I
ceased to examine it.
Presently the bailiffs returned, in very high spirits indeed, and ready
to sign almost anything. But I took good care to inform them that,
however hard they had laboured, I had made the discovery before them;
which they said was permiscuous, and not to be thought nothing of. All
the forms being quickly despatched, I found a few minutes to think what
was next to be done.
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