Clare Avery: A Story of the Spanish ArmadaHolt, Emily Sarah
History
Clare Avery: A Story of the Spanish Armada
Holt, Emily Sarah
Great Britain -- History -- Tudors, 1485-1603 -- Fiction; Historical fiction
Jennet came in, and dropped a "lout" to the bride, whom she was disposed
to regard with great reverence as a real lady. At that time, "lady" was
restricted to women of title, the general designation being
"gentlewoman."
"Here, woman!" was Gertrude's peremptory order. "Untwist my hair, and
dress it o'er again."
Jennet quickly untwisted the hair, which was elaborately curled and
frizzed; and when it was reduced to smoothness, asked,--"What mun [must]
I do wi' 't?"
"Eh?" said Gertrude.
"I'm ill set [I find it difficult] to make thore twirls and twists,"
explained Jennet. "Mun I curl 't, or ye'll ha' 't bred?" [Braided,
plaited.]
"What means the jade?" demanded Gertrude with an oath.
Clare was horrified. She had heard men swear when they were in a
passion, and one or two when they were not; but that a woman should
deliberately preface her words with oaths was something new and shocking
to her. Lady Enville's strongest adjurations were mild little
asseverations "by this fair daylight," or words no nearer profanity.
However, startled as she was, Clare came out of her corner to mediate.
"How should it like you dressed?"
"Oh! with the crisping-pins. 'Twill take as short time as any way."
"Wi' whatten a thingcum?" [with what sort of a thing] stared Jennet.
"I am afeared, Sister, we have no crisping-pins," said Clare.
"No crisping-pins!" cried Gertrude, with another oath. "Verily, I might
have come to Barbary! Are you well assured?"
"Be there any manner of irons, Jennet, for crisping or curling the
hair?"
"Nay, Mistress Clare, we're Christians here," said Jennet in her coolest
manner, which was very cool indeed. "We known nought about French ways,
nor foreigners nother. [In Lancashire, strangers to the locality, if
only from the next county, are termed foreigners.] There's been no such
gear i' this house sin' I come--and that's eighteen year come Lady Day."
"Good sonties! [Little saints!] do't as thou wilt," sneered Gertrude.
"I would I had brought all my gear withal. Whate'er possessed yon jade
Audrey to fall sick, that I was like to leave her behind at Chester!--
Truly, I knew not what idiots I was coming amongst--very savages, that
wist not the usages of decent folk!"
"Bi' th' mass!" [not yet obsolete] cried Jennet in burning wrath,
resorting to her strongest language, "but I'm no more an idiot nor thee,
my well-spoken dame,--nay, nor a savage nother. And afore I set up to
dress thy hure again, thou may ask me o' thy bended knees--nor I'll none
do't then, I warrant thee!"
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