Cleek of Scotland Yard: Detective StoriesHanshew, Thomas W.
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Cleek of Scotland Yard: Detective Stories
Hanshew, Thomas W.
Cleek, Hamilton (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Detective and mystery stories
"Oh, that's all very well, madame, but I know what I know; and when
you tell me that a dead man can ask questions--Pah! The fact of the
matter is the constable merely fancies he heard Mr. Nosworth speak.
That's where the mistake comes in. Now, look here! I once knew of
an exactly similar case and I'll tell you just how it happened. Let
us suppose"--strolling leisurely forward--"let us suppose that
this space here is the covered passage, and you, madame--step here
a moment, please. Thanks very much--and you are Miss Renfrew, and
Gorham here is himself, and standing beside her as he did then."
"Wasn't beside her, sir--at least not just exactly. A bit behind
her--like this."
"Oh, very well, then, that will do. Now, then. Here's the passage and
here are you, and I'll just show you how a mistake could occur, and
how it did occur, under precisely similar circumstances. Once upon
a time when I was in Paris----"
"In Paris, monsieur?"
"Yes, madame--this little thing I'm going to tell you about happened
there. You may or may not have heard that a certain Frenchy
dramatist wrote a play called _Chanticler_--or maybe you never heard
of it? Didn't, eh? Well, it's a play where all the characters are
barnyard creatures--dogs, poultry, birds and the like--and the odd
fancy of men and women dressing up like fowls took such a hold on
the public that before long there were Chanticler dances and
Chanticler parties in all the houses, and Chanticler 'turns' on
at all the music halls, until wherever one went for an evening's
amusement one was pretty sure to see somebody or another dressed
up like a cock or a hen, and running the thing to death. But
that's another story, and we'll pass over it. Now, it just so
happened that one night--when the craze for the thing was dying out
and barnyard dresses could be bought for a song--I strolled into
a little fourth-rate café at Montmarte and there saw the only
Chanticler dancer that I ever thought was worth a sou. She was a
pretty, dainty little thing--light as a feather and graceful as a
fairy. Alone, I think she might have made her mark; but she was
one of what in music-halldom they call 'a team.' Her partner was a
man--bad dancer, an indifferent singer, but a really passable
ventriloquist."
"A ventriloquist, monsieur--er--er!"
"Cleek, madame--name's Cleek, if you don't mind."
"Cleek! Oh, Lummy!" blurted out Mr. Nippers. But neither "madame"
nor Constable Gorham said anything. They merely swung round and made
a sudden bolt; and Cleek, making a bolt, too, pounced down on them
like a leaping cat, and the sharp click-click of the handcuffs he
had borrowed from Mr. Nippers told just when he linked their two
wrists together.
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