"Do they make you say your prayers in the morning as well as at night?"
she asked; "they do me—such a bother! Aunt Robina, she said last week,
that it was self-denial week, and we must give up something for the
Lord. So I said I did not mind giving up saying my prayers in the
morning. 'Oh, but,' said cousin Jimmy, 'you must give up something you
_like_ doing.' Horrid little boy, Jimmy, always blowing his nose—you
don't, well, I don't believe you have a handkerchief—and Aunt Robina,
she says, 'Well, and what do you think God would say if you gave up
saying your prayers?' 'God _has_ said already,' I told her. 'What has
God said?' she wanted to know, making a face like this——. So I told
her that God said, 'Pray don't mention it, Miss Briggs.' My name is
Miss Briggs, you know. I have ten cats. Their names are Tom and Jim,
and Harry and Dick, and Bob and Ben and Peter. But Peter's an awful
thief."
She paused for breath, and shook her head at the same time. Hugh Boy
listened with the open mouth of unbounded astonishment.
"Yes, indeed," said Miss Briggs, "and I fear he will come to a bad end.
I've thrown him into the mill-dam three times already, like Jonah out
of the ship of Tarshish. Aunt Robina says I may play Bible stories on
Sundays, you know. So I play Jonah. But he always gets out again. Next
time I'm going to sit squash on him till he's dead. Once I set on a
nestful of eggs because I wanted some dear wee fluffy chickens—but I
need not tell you about that. I got whipped, but Aunt Robina had to buy
me a new pair of—oh, I forgot, I was telling you about wicked Peter.
Peter is not a house-cat like the rest, you see. He is a bad, wicked
cat. He lives in the barn or in the coach house and eats the pigeons.
And he lies on the cows' backs on cold nights. But in the daytime Peter
sleeps on the roof of the outhouses, and when any one of the other cats
gets anything nice to eat, Peter comes down on them like a shot——"
"Oh aye!" cried Boy Hugh, excited to hear about something he
understood, "I hae seen them do like that. Then there's a graund fecht,
lying on their backs and tearing at ane anither wi' their claws, and
spittin' and rowin' ower yin anither like a ba'——"
"My cats are not horrid creatures like that!" said Miss Briggs, in a
dignified manner, "as soon as ever they see Peter coming they take to
their heels and—oh, you should just see them run for the kitchen door!
And their tails are just like the fox's brush that Aunt Robina dusts
the pictures with. And then in a minute after you can see wicked Peter
sitting on the rigging of the barn eating my poor darling house-cat's
nice breakfast."
"Three cheers for Peter!" cried Hugh, who did not know any better than
to express his real sentiments to a lady.
Miss Briggs instantly withdrew her hand from his. Her nose turned up
very much, till its expression of scorn became almost an aspiration.
"I am afraid you are not such a nice little boy after all," she said,
severely.
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