"Aye, man, an' ye are Cleg Kelly? Where did ye 'Cleg' frae?" asked the
poet, who contented himself jovially with his position in the corner of
the floor, till a few cinders fell from the stove and made him leap to
his feet with an alacrity which was quite astounding in so big a man.
Then the reason why he had been content to sit still became manifest.
For his head struck the roof of the little carriage with a bang which
made him cower. Whereupon he sat down again, rubbing it ruefully,
muttering to himself, "There maun be the maist part o' an octavo volume
o' poems stuck to that roof already, and there gangs anither epic!"
When the Poet and Auld Chairlie had re-composed themselves in the
little hut, Cleg proceeded to tell them all his adventures, and
especially all those which concerned Mistress McWalter of Loch
Spellanderie, and the great swim across the water.
ADVENTURE XLVI.
A CHILD OF THE DEVIL.
"We'll e'en hae yon trouts to our suppers yet!" said Poet Jock.
"Chairlie, man, pit on the pan. It's wonderfu' the works o' a gracious
Providence!"
And so in a trice the two noble loch trouts were frying with a pat
of butter and some oatmeal in the pan, and sending up a smell which
mingled deliciously enough with that of the fried ham which already
smoked upon an aschet by the fireside.
The good-hearted surfacemen at the Summit Hut seemed to take it for
granted that Cleg was to remain with them. At least neither of them
asked him any further questions. This might be because in the course of
his story he had mentioned familiarly the name of Duncan Urquhart the
goods guard, and the still greater one of Muckle Alick, the head porter
at Netherby. And these to a railway man on the Port Road were as good
as half-a-dozen certificates of character.
What a night it was in that wild place! The poet chanted his lays
between alternate mouthfuls of ham and fried scones of heavenly
toothsomeness. Auld Chairlie said quite a lengthy prayer by way of
asking a blessing. And the supplication would have continued a longer
time still, but for Poet Jock's base trick of rattling a knife and fork
on a plate, which caused Auld Chairlie to come to an abrupt stoppage
lest any unsportsmanlike march should be stolen upon him.
Finally, however, all started fair.
"I wadna' wonder gin thae troots were poached!" said the poet, winking
slily at Cleg; "ye wadna' believe what a set o' ill-contrivin' fallows
there are in this countryside!"
"As for me," said Auld Chairlie, "I can see naething wrang in catchin'
the bit things. Ye see it's no only allowed, it's commanded. Did ye
never read how the birds in the air and the fishes in the flood were
committed too or faither Aaidam to tell the names o' them? Noo, unless
he gruppit them, how could he possibly tell their names? The thing's
clean ridiculous!"
"Mony a decent man has gotten sixty days for believin' that!" cried the
poet between the mouthfuls.
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