"I think we'll agree very well," he said. "I may be Ruff by name, but
I am Theophilus by nature. That's Greek, my boy—all I can remember,
indeed. The folk about here will tell you that I am crazy. They are no
judges. And my nephew wishes I were. Once his father tried to prove
it. But when the judge had once looked inside my account books, and
examined my system of bookkeeping, he said that, mad as I might be, it
was a kind of madness which was very well able to take care of itself."
Cleg accompanied the General over the fields to his house. The walks
and drives were completely overgrown with mossy grass and tangled
ferns. The gates were all padlocked and spiked. Whenever the General
came to one, he unlocked it with a brightly polished steel master-key
which he took from his pocket. Then, as soon as they had passed
through, he locked it behind him again as securely as before. "Spiked
on the top," he said to Cleg, with a cunning look, "keeps out the
women, you see. They don't like to have their frills and furbelows
torn."
Cleg nodded as though he understood. He was not particular either way.
"By-the-bye, you don't mind coffins and things?" said the old soldier,
glancing swiftly under his brows at Cleg.
"I don't think so, if they are empty. I yince slept in a coffin shop
for three months!" said Cleg.
"Have you anything you want to settle before you engage with me?" asked
the General.
"Yes," said Cleg, "there's a wife over the hedge yonder that has lost
her man. And I maun hae either the afternoon or the forenicht to help
her."
"Take any part of the day you like. Only change your clothes when you
come back," said the General testily, "but mind, if you bring any woman
inside the policies, I'll give you up to the police for obtaining
railway tickets under false pretences."
ADVENTURE LI.
THE GENERAL'S ESTABLISHMENT.
They were now standing at the front door. Cleg had never seen such a
house as this in his life. It was barred and defended like the Calton
jail, but no glass was to be seen in any of the windows. Indeed,
through some of the openings which served for lighting, one could see
straight through to the barred windows on the further side.
Barnbogle House had in time past been an ancient fortalice. But both
the former and the present lairds had spent large sums upon alterations
and repairs. The latest of these, General Theophilus Ruff, had a vast
and far-reaching local fame. Gamesome lasses skirled at his name, and
refused to keep their trysts for the terror of meeting him, wrapped in
his blue military cloak, stalking lonely by the light of the moon. The
very poachers would not fish in his streams or shoot in his coverts. He
had at once the repute of a wizard and the fame of a miser—rich beyond
calculation, but seeing things unseen to mortals. "He wasna canny!"
summed up the collective verdict of the countryside.
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