"There are herring here," he said, waving his hand to a barrel which
showed through a sparred locker, "and a ham there beyond. Butter you
will find in that firkin on your left. It is the best Danish from
Kiel. The tinned beef on the shelves is to be kept for emergencies. It
is not to be touched. The butter I import myself, and dispose of what
I do not use to an Italian warehouseman in Netherby. I find that it
takes the place of lard also. Here is flour for sauces, and I always
bring home a four-pound loaf every second day, which I find to be
amply sufficient. I propose to continue the duty, and shall bring two
in future. If there is anything necessary for your health which you
do not find, I shall be happy to supply it. I think I have a suit of
clothes—not my own, but which I happen to possess. They can easily be
adapted for your use."
ADVENTURE LII.
THE THREE COFFINS IN THE STRONG-ROOM.
While the General was explaining all these things, he was at the same
time deftly handling the gridiron upon which he was cooking the four
red herrings which he had laid out. These, with bread and the aforesaid
best specially imported Danish butter, dug out of the keg with a scoop,
furnished their simple meal. General Theophilus made tea in a black
kettle, by the simple process of putting in a soup ladle filled with
tea and allowing the water in the kettle to come to the boil.
"The tea is of the best quality," he said, "though I am somewhat
prodigal of it, as you see. But a man must have some luxuries."
Yet all the time, while Cleg was partaking of the herrings, cutting
the bread, and drinking the tea, he was oppressed by the dark
overwhelming bulk of the house behind him, through which he had
been led. He instinctively felt it to be full of secrets, of unknown
echoing passages, doors that clicked and sprung, and of all untold and
unutterable mysteries.
All through their dinner time the General was most courteously polite,
handing the salt and helping the herrings with infinite address. And
when Cleg in his ignorance or his awkwardness committed a solecism, the
General only in the slightest degree emphasised the correctness of his
own demeanour, so that Cleg, if he chose, might benefit by the lesson
in deportment. Not that Cleg needed many, for had he not often taken
tea with Miss Celie Tennant, which in itself was a charmingly liberal
education?
When the meal was finished, Theophilus Ruff took Cleg into a little
room adjoining. Here there was a fixed wash-tub and a tiny boiler.
"I do my own washing, you see. Cleanliness is most important!" the
General explained. "I learned the art while campaigning in Afghanistan.
For the present, therefore, I shall continue to do the washing, though
I shall be glad of your assistance in the matter of drying and ironing!"
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