"Sinners in Number Seventy-three!" cried Big Smith, and his voice
penetrated into every den and corner of that vast rabbit warren, "you
will not come out to hear me, but I'll make ye hear me yet, if I
scraich till the Day of Judgment. Sinners in Number Seventy-three, ye
are a desperate bad lot. I hae kenned ye this ten year—but——"
Clash!—came a pail of dirty water out of the stair window where the
Knuckle Dusters, yet completely unregenerate, were concealed.
Big Smith was taking breath for his next overwhelming sentence, but
he never got it delivered. For as soon as he realised that the insult
was meant for him, Big Smith pushed his hat firmly down on the back of
his head and started up the stair. He had his oak staff in his hand, a
stick of fibre and responsibility, as indeed it had need to be.
The first he got his hands upon was Tam Luke.
Tam was standing at the back of a door, squeezing himself against the
wall as flat as a skate.
"Come oot!" said Big Smith, in commanding tones.
"It wasna me!" said Tam Luke, who very earnestly wished himself
elsewhere.
"Come oot!" said Big Smith, missionary.
Tam Luke came—not wholly by his own will, but because the hand of Big
Smith seemed to gather up most of his garments at once. And he grasped
them hard too. Tam Luke's toes barely touched the ground.
"It wasna me!" repeated Tam Luke.
"What's a' this, then?" queried Big Smith, shaking him comprehensively,
as the coal-man of the locality empties a hundredweight sack into the
bunker. Half a dozen vegetables, more or less gamey in flavour, dropped
out of his pockets and trotted irregularly down the stair.
Then Tam Luke, for the first time in his life, believed in the power of
the Church militant. The Knuckle Dusters on the landing above listened
with curious qualms, hearing Tam singing out his petitions in a kind of
inappeasable rapture. Then, suddenly, they bethought them that it was
time they got out of their present invidious position, and they made a
rush downstairs.
But Big Smith stood on the steps, still holding Tam Luke, and with a
foot like a Sutton's furniture van, he tripped each one impartially as
he passed, till quite a little haycock of Knuckle Dusters was formed at
an angle of the stair.
Then Big Smith, in a singularly able-bodied way, argued with the heap
in general for the good of their souls; and the noise of the oak
stick brought out all the neighbours to look on with approbation.
They had no sympathy with the Knuckle Dusters whatever. And though
they continually troubled the peace of mind of Big Smith with their
goings on, yet they were loyal to him in their own way, and rejoiced
exceedingly when they saw him "dressing the droddums" of the youths of
the Sooth Back Gang.
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