They were engaged that night. The next day they were photographed
together—Sal with a very large hat, a great deal of hair, and a still
larger amount of feather; Cleaver's boy with a very small hat, an
immense check suit, and a pipe stuck at a knowing angle with the bowl
turned down. That same night Sal had still a lover, indeed, but the
glory of her betrothal attire was no more. Her hat was a mere trampled
ruin. Her fringe was patchy. She had a black eye; and all that remained
of Susy Murphy was in the lock-up for assault and battery. Without
doubt it was a stirring time for James Annan, and it is to be feared
that Mr. Cleaver and his customers did not get quite their fair share
of his attention while it lasted.
Susy Murphy got off under the First Offenders Act. But immediately upon
re-encountering her successful rival she incontinently became a second
offender, and was as summarily fined thirty shillings or seven days.
And it added to the bitterness of Cleaver's boy, that he had to come
good for both the hat ruined in the first battle and the dress torn to
shreds in the second.
Then it also became his duty to take out Miss Mackay every evening,
and so frequent were the demands upon his purse, that Cleaver's boy
perceived that nothing but marriage stood between him and financial
ruin.
"If I was only marriet," he soliloquised, "I could stop the lemonades
and ice-creams. They're juist terrible expensive. I declare Sal thinks
naething o' a dozen bottles. And gin ye stickit a preen until her ony
gate, I declare she wad fizz."
It occurred to him, however, that as a temporary alternative it might
be possible to increase his earnings. And Cleaver's boy was not above
asking for what he wanted.
"Guid jobs wants finding nooadays!" was a favourite expression of his.
Now there was a certain Bailie Holden among the customers of Mr.
Cleaver. This dignitary had succeeded to the responsible position
of Convener of the Cleaning and Lighting department—a division of
the city's municipal business which has always been associated with
excellent eating and drinking, and a good deal of both.
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