Gangnot, in the name of St. Eloi, and Calabre, for St. Nicholas,
advocated strong measures; they wanted to set fire to the fences
round the fields, break down the gates, knock the sergeants on the
head, and rip up the meadows from end to end. On the other side, were
Florimond, the baker, for St. Honoré, and Maclou, the gardener, for
St. Fiacre; they advised a more diplomatic course, a war of words,
and parchments, a petition to the Duchess, accompanied, perhaps, by
some cakes and some garden stuff. Fortunately three of us, Jean Bobin
for St. Crispin, Émond Poifu for St. Vincent, and I, were not disposed
either to grovel before the Duke, or to kick his head off. Keep in the
middle of the road, was our motto. In our part of the world we like
to get the better of people without too much fuss and expense: it is
all very well to revenge yourself, but why not have a little fun out
of it at the same time? We hit at last upon a splendid idea--but I am
not going to tell you now what it was, for that would spoil the joke.
I will only say to the credit of all of us, that for a whole fortnight
the great secret was kept perfectly, though it was known to the entire
town. The honor of first having thought of it belongs to me, but they
all added something, here a touch and there another, till there was
nothing lacking. The Mayor and Aldermen kept themselves informed of our
progress, in the discreetest manner; and Master Delavau, the notary,
would come slinking in every evening with his cloak drawn up around
his face, to show us how to creep through the meshes of the law, while
appearing to respect it; and would draw up long Latin addresses to
the Duke, expressed in the most submissive terms on the part of his
contumacious vassals. When the great day arrived, the town guilds and
companies with their masters assembled at St. Martin’s Place, all
dressed in their best, and drawn up around their banners.
As ten strokes sounded from the great tower, the bells began to ring,
and on both sides of the square the doors of St. Martin’s and of the
Town Hall were thrown open. From the church issued the long procession
of white-robed clergy, and on the steps of the Town Hall appeared the
green and yellow gowns of the Mayor and aldermen. These dignified
bodies exchanged profound bows over the heads of us, who stood below
them; and then they marched slowly down; first the beadles, with their
red cloaks and redder noses, and then the town bailiffs, adorned with
their gold chains of office, and striking their staves loudly on the
pavement as they advanced.
We formed a great ring around the square, with our backs to the houses;
and the authorities placed themselves just in the middle.
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