At my name all the shutters flew open as if by magic; and I saw a row
of frightened faces all along Market Street, like a lot of onions lying
on the window sills. They stared at me as if I were the most beautiful
thing in creation, and as the terror faded from their eyes, they
looked so pleased that I flattered myself that it was from affection
for me; but the fact was, the sight of any one there at that hour was
reassuring. Then ensued a very interesting dialogue between Breugnon
and the onions; they all talked at once, and I replied as best I was
able. They wanted to know where I came from, what I was doing, where
I was going, how I got in, and how I meant to get out? To which I
answered that I was glad to find that their tongues were still in
working order, though their courage seemed somewhat rusty.
“I want to talk to you,” I cried. “Come out! It is a charming evening,
what are you all sticking in the house for,--has somebody stolen your
breeches?”
“Breugnon,” they said in a frightened whisper, “did you see any one in
the streets?”
“Whom did you expect to see, idiots?”
“The brigands; they are burning everything in Béyant.”
“Why don’t you go and stop them then, you fools?”
“We have to stay here to protect our houses.”
“The best way to protect your own houses is to go out and fight for
other people’s; don’t you see that when the brigands have burnt down
the rest of the houses, they will take yours? Your time will come,
never fear!”
“Master Racquin told us that the best thing we could do was to keep
quiet till order was re-established by the Duke of Nevers.”
“A lot of water will run under the bridges before the Duke leaves his
own business to look after ours; we shall all be burned to a cinder by
that time. Come, come! We ought to fight for our skin, if it is worth
anything.”
They kept on for some time making objections, chirping like birds from
window to window, declaring that the enemy was numerous and powerful,
and that we were weak and had no one to lead us; till I lost all
patience, and swore that I would not stand there in the street any
longer gaping at them.
“Do you think I am here to serenade you?” I cried. “Let the women stay
up there, to take care of your houses, they are quite equal to that.
But if there are any men among you, come down and fight, or, by the God
that made me, I will set fire to you myself with my own hands!”
At last one braver than the rest stuck his nose out of the door, half
laughing, and then they all came out one after the other, and stood
round me in a circle.
“Are you quite cured of the plague?”
“As right as a trivet.”
“And has no one attacked you?”
“Only a lot of geese, but who cares for their hissing? Listen, my
friends, you see I am here all safe and sound; don’t you think that
there has been enough of all this nonsense? It is time to go to work,
and now, some of you tell me where we can go to plan for what must be
done.”
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