Colonel Quaritch, V.C.: A Tale of Country LifeHaggard, H. Rider (Henry Rider)
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Colonel Quaritch, V.C.: A Tale of Country Life
Haggard, H. Rider (Henry Rider)
Country life -- Fiction; Pastoral fiction
“‘Wife!’ Oh, yes, we know all about that,” said the gentleman called
Johnnie.
A look of doubt and cunning passed across the woman’s face. Evidently
she feared that she had said too much. “Well, it’s a good a name as
another,” she said. “Oh, don’t I wish that I could get a grip of him;
I’d wring him,” and she twisted her long bony hands as washerwomen do
when they squeeze a cloth.
“I’d back you to,” said Johnnie. “And now, adored Edithia, I’ve had
enough of this blooming show, and I’m off. Perhaps I shall look in down
Rupert Street way this evening. Ta-ta.”
“Well, you may as well stand a drink first,” said the adored one. “I’m
pretty dry, I can tell you.”
“Certainly, with pleasure; I will order one. Waiter, a brandy-and-soda
for this lady—_six_ of brandy, if you please; she’s very delicate and
wants support.”
The waiter grinned and brought the drink and the man Johnnie turned
round as though to pay him, but really he went without doing so.
George watched him go, and then looked again at the lady, whose
appearance seemed to fascinate him.
“Well, if that ain’t a master one,” he said to himself, “and she called
herself his wife, she did, and then drew up like a slug’s horns. Hang
me if I don’t stick to her till I find out a bit more of the tale.”
Thus ruminated George, who, be it observed, was no fool, and who had a
hearty dislike and mistrust of Mr. Quest. While he was wondering how he
was to go to work an unexpected opportunity occurred. The lady had
finished her brandy-and-soda, and was preparing to leave, when the
waiter swooped down upon her.
“Money please, miss,” he said.
“Money!” she said, “why you’re paid.”
“Come, none of that,” said the waiter. “I want a shilling for the
brandy-and-soda.”
“A shilling, do you? Then you’ll have to want, you cheating white-faced
rascal you; my friend paid you before he went away.”
“Oh, we’ve had too much of that game,” said the waiter, beckoning to a
constable, to whom, in spite of the “fair Edithia’s” very vigorous and
pointed protestations, he went on to give her in charge, for it
appeared that she had only twopence about her. This was George’s
opportunity, and he interfered.
“I think, marm,” he said, “that the fat gent with you was a-playing of
a little game. He only pretinded to pay the waiter.”
“Playing a game, was he?” gasped the infuriated Tiger. “If I don’t play
a little game on him when I get a chance my name is not Edith
d’Aubigne, the nasty mean beast—the——”
“Permit me, marm,” said George, putting a shilling on the table, which
the waiter took and went away. “I can’t bear to see a real lady like
you in difficulty.”
“Well, you are a gentleman, you are,” she said.
“Not at all, marm. That’s my way. And now, marm, won’t you have
another?”
No objection was raised by the lady, who had another, with the result
that she became if not exactly tipsy at any rate not far off it.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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