American fiction -- 19th century; Short stories, American
“Go on,” she encouraged him. “You’re succeeding admirably in
your effort to be ribald.”
“But that last remark wasn’t ribald in the least—it was
desperately sincere. I do think it’s inconsiderate of them to admit
the public to the parks. They ought to exclude all the lower classes,
the People, at one fell swoop, and then to discriminate tremendously
amongst the others.”
“Mercy, what undemocratic sentiments!” she cried. “The People, the
poor dear People—what have they done?”
“Everything. What haven’t they done? One could forgive their being
dirty and stupid and noisy and rude; one could forgive their ugliness,
the ineffable banality of their faces, their goggle-eyes, their
protruding teeth, their ungainly motions; but the trait one can’t
forgive is their venality. They’re so mercenary. They’re always
thinking how much they can get out of you—everlastingly touching their
hats and expecting you to put your hand in your pocket. Oh, no, believe
me, there’s no health in the People. Ground down under the iron heel
of despotism, reduced to a condition of hopeless serfdom, I don’t say
that they might not develop redeeming virtues. But free, but sovereign,
as they are in these days, they’re everything that is squalid
and sordid and offensive. Besides, they read such abominably bad
literature.”
“In that particular they’re curiously like the aristocracy, aren’t
they?” said she. “By-the-bye, when are you going to publish another
book of poems?”
“Apropos of bad literature?”
“Not altogether bad. I rather like your poems.”
“So do I,” said he. “It’s useless to pretend that we haven’t
tastes in common.”
They were both silent for a bit. She looked at him oddly, an inscrutable
little light flickering in her eyes. All at once she broke out with a
merry trill of laughter.
“What are you laughing at?” he demanded.
“I’m hugely amused,” she answered.
“I wasn’t aware that I’d said anything especially good.”
“You’re building better than you know. But if I am amused, you look
ripe for tears. What is the matter?”
“Every heart knows its own bitterness,” he answered. “Don’t pay
the least attention to me. You mustn’t let moodiness of mine cast a
blight upon your high spirits.”
“No fear,” she assured him. “There are pleasures that nothing can
rob of their sweetness. Life is not all dust and ashes. There are bright
spots.”
“Yes, I’ve no doubt there are,” he said.
“And thrilling little adventures—no?” she questioned.
“For the bold, I dare say.”
“None but the bold deserve them. Sometimes it’s one thing, and
sometimes it’s another.”
“That’s very certain,” he agreed.
“Sometimes, for instance,” she went on, “one meets a man one
knows, and speaks to him. And he answers with a glibness! And then,
almost directly, what do you suppose one discovers?”
“What?” he asked.
“One discovers that the wretch hasn’t the ghost of a notion who one
is—that he’s totally and absolutely forgotten one!”
“Oh, I say! Really?” he exclaimed.
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