Comedy of Marriage and Other TalesMaupassant, Guy de
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Comedy of Marriage and Other Tales
Maupassant, Guy de
French drama -- Translations into English; Short stories, French -- Translations into English
Presently Joseph Mouradour, still in his blue blouse, appeared on the
threshold, reading “L'Intransigéant” attentively. He exclaimed:
“Here is a splendid article by Rochefort. That fellow is marvelous.”
He read the article in a loud voice, laying so much stress on its most
striking passages that he did not notice the entrance of his friend.
M. de Meroul had a paper in each hand: “Le Gaulois” for himself and “Le
Clarion” for his wife.
The ardent prose of the master-writer who overthrew the empire,
violently declaimed, recited in the accent of the south, rang through
the peaceful drawing-room, shook the old curtains with their rigid
folds, seemed to splash the walls, the large upholstered chairs, the
solemn furniture fixed in the same position for the past century, with a
hail of words, rebounding, impudent, ironical, and crushing.
The husband and the wife, the one standing, the other seated, listened
in a state of stupor, so scandalized that they no longer even ventured
to make a gesture. Mouradour flung out the concluding passage in the
article as one sets off a stream of fireworks; then in an emphatic tone
he remarked:
“That's a stinger, eh?”
But suddenly he perceived the two prints belonging to his friend, and he
seemed himself for a moment overcome with astonishment. Then he came
across to his host with great strides, demanding in an angry tone:
“What do you want to do with these papers?”
M. de. Meroul replied in a hesitating voice:
“Why, these--these are my--my newspapers.”
“Your newspapers! Look here, now, you are only laughing at me! You will
do me the favor to read mine, to stir you up with a few new ideas, and,
as for yours--this is what I do with them--”
And before his host, filled with confusion, could prevent him, he seized
the two newspapers and flung them out through the window. Then he
gravely placed “La Justice” in the hands of Madame de Meroul and “Le
Voltaire” in those of her husband, himself sinking into an armchair to
finish “L'Intransigéant.”
The husband and the wife, through feelings of delicacy, made a show of
reading a little, then they handed back the Republican newspapers which
they touched with their finger-tips as if they had been poisoned.
Then Mouradour burst out laughing, and said:
“A week of this sort of nourishment, and I'll have you converted to my
ideas.”
At the end of a week, in fact, he ruled the house. He had shut the door
on the curé, whom Madame de Meroul went to see in secret. He gave orders
that neither the “Gaulois” nor the “Clarion” were to be admitted into
the house, which a manservant went to get in a mysterious fashion at the
post-office, and which, on his entrance, were hidden away under the sofa
cushions. He regulated everything just as he liked, always charming,
always good-natured, a jovial and all-powerful tyrant.
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