Mr. Spokesly mentioned the incident of the suit of clothes left behind
by the indigent Jack Harrowby and the memories of the post-card shop
evoked by the interview with Mr. Theotokis.
Mr. Dainopoulos let his pen descend to the document he was auditing and
nodded in comprehension.
"Yes, all finished, eh? Wal, what you think?" he went on nonchalantly.
"She little damn fool. She tell plenty stories to anybody who get sweet
on her, you unnerstand? She hear _Tanganyika_ go south, time so and so.
She talk"--here Mr. Dainopoulos made a gesture with his thumb and
fingers indicating violent blabbing--"ba-ba-ba-ba! Now she's in jail.
_Tanganyika_, wal, you know all about _Tanganyika_, Mister. You
unnerstand; these peoples, French, English, they play, you know, golf
and tennees, and seem half asleep." He shook his head. "No! Not asleep.
Very bad business that. Me; I go all the time like this." And he drew a
perfectly straight line with his pen along the edge of his desk. "That
crooked business no good."
Captain Rannie was suddenly overtaken by a violent fit of coughing, and
buried his nut-cracker features in a large plum-coloured silk
handkerchief. His head was bowed, his shoulders heaved horribly, and
from him came a sound like an asthmatic horse whinnying. He might have
been laughing save that laughter was unknown to him beyond a short sharp
yawp, a "Ha!" involving a lift of the diaphragm and an intake of breath.
And since none had ever seen him laugh they would not suspect merriment
in this dreadful cacophony, this laryngeal uproar, which had so suddenly
assailed him. Mr. Dainopoulos looked at his captain very sternly and
then renewed the proposal to eat. Captain Rannie rose, joint by joint,
and stuffed his plum-coloured handkerchief into his breast pocket.
"No," he said, and Mr. Spokesly wondered if the man ever agreed to
anything except under protest. "No, I'm a two-meal-a-day man myself. I
find I am less bilious on two meals a day. And anyhow, after that, I
couldn't possibly eat anything."
And he coughed himself out of the door.
Mr. Dainopoulos stared after him, his features destitute of any emotion
at all. Captain Rannie halted, turned half round, and it almost seemed
as though for once in his life he was going to raise his eyes and look
somebody square in the face. But he paused at the second button of his
owner's waistcoat and nodded several times, his toothless mouth open, a
perfect ventriloquist's dummy.
"I'll have indigestion for a fortnight," he said. "Absolutely." And he
started off again, the plum-coloured handkerchief to his face, his
shoulders heaving, making a noise like a foundered horse.
"What's the matter with him?" Mr. Spokesly felt justified in asking.
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