He liked that person more than he would have admitted. Invariably
toiling at something in his immense canvas apron, the bosun's globular
eyes were charged with an expression of patient amazement at a
troublesome world. If Diogenes, who lived in these parts, had revisited
his ancient haunts and encountered Joseph Plouff, he would have made the
acquaintance of a peculiar type of honest man. The bosun was honest, but
he had been born without the divine gift of a bushel to conceal the
blaze of his probity. But in spite of his virtue Mr. Spokesly found him
congenial. In the midst of the little community of seamen, he was the
only one who spoke even passable English. He was the man-of-all-work,
bosun, carpenter, lamp-trimmer, winchman, storekeeper, and sometimes
acting second mate. For the engineer, with his Egyptian donkeyman and
two Maltee firemen, Plouff and his Scandinavian sailors had a fierce
contempt. For "the captinne," Plouff entertained an amusing reverence,
as though Captain Rannie's mastery of monologue appealed to the voluble
creature. In his own heart, however, there was neither bitterness nor
that despair of perfection which made Captain Rannie so uncomfortable a
neighbour. In his own view Plouff was an ideal bosun who was continually
retrieving his employers from disaster, but he attributed this to the
fortunate fact that "he had his eyes about him at the time" rather than
to the hopeless incompetence of the rest of the world. And it was
characteristic of the captain that he should regard Plouff with intense
dislike. Plouff therefore had avoided him adroitly and sought comfort
from the mate. Spiteri was not able to appreciate the bosun. When Plouff
explained how he had found several bolts of canvas secreted in the chain
locker, Spiteri was not impressed because he had put them there himself,
intending later to take them ashore and sell them. Also Plouff was
eternally wanting to chip something, which did not suit Spiteri at all.
If you once began chipping the rust and scale on the _Kalkis_, you might
carry something away and what good would that do you? And Plouff, in his
big apron, would be told to go to Halifax, which infuriated him, for he
thought Halifax, Nova Scotia, was meant, and he had some mysterious feud
with Nova-Scotiamen generally.
So Mr. Spokesly found him congenial, a garrulous monster of
unintelligent probity, and it occurred to him suddenly to enlist the
bosun in this enterprise. Apparently he was going ashore. Mr. Spokesly
wondered how he was going to manage it. He blew his whistle, and the
bosun, who had his head in the galley door talking to the watchman,
withdrew it and called out:
"What's the matter?"
"Come here, Bos', I want you."
Plouff knew by the sound of the word "Bos'" that a friendly conversation
was contemplated and he went aft stroking his pomatumed moustache and
licking his chops in anticipation, for he loved to talk to his
superiors.
"How are you going ashore?"
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