Common Cause: A Novel of the War in AmericaAdams, Samuel Hopkins
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Common Cause: A Novel of the War in America
Adams, Samuel Hopkins
World War, 1914-1918 -- United States -- Fiction
Before the editorial had been out two hours there were rumors of a
mob that was to be raised against The Guardian. Jeremy returned to
the office. So did Galpin; also Verrall, white with consternation and
chagrin over the reckless challenge of the editorial which could not
fail to prejudice the circulation and advertising of the paper; and a
dozen other of the staff. At eight o’clock the rhythm of marching feet
sounded, and the tumult of voices. Five hundred undergraduates from Old
Central massed in the street before the office and gave the University’s
three times three for The Guardian and its owner. The rumor had come to
them. They were there to tackle any mob that arrived seeking trouble.
None materialized. The students stayed and sang and cheered until
midnight, and then dispersed. More than the protection offered, to those
of The Guardian, was the proof that Young America at least was still
American to the core, without taint of doubt or hyphen!
The mob-rumor had been a canard. Organizations such as the Deutscher
Club do not raise mobs. They sit in solemn conclave, when action is
called for, and appoint proper committees. Insult gross and profound
having been offered Fenchester’s leading social organization, its
president summoned the Board of Governors, which in turn appointed a
Special Committee with instructions. The first act of the committee
was to advertise a liberal reward for the “apprehension of the criminal
miscreant”--to such heights of expressiveness did righteous indignation
run--who had filched the club’s flag. The second was to send a
sub-committee to call upon Mr. Jeremy Robson, owner and responsible
editor of that libertine sheet, The Guardian. Chance may or may not
have dictated that two of the committee, Arnold Blasius, the hatter, and
Nicholas Engel, the grocer, should be important local advertisers. The
chairman was Emil Bausch.
Forewarned of their coming, Jeremy had Andrew Galpin on hand. The two
young makers of The Guardian, shirt-sleeved and alert, received the
black-coated delegation of clubmen, formal and accusing, in the inner
den.
“We have come to demand a full retragtion,” Emil Bausch opened the ball.
Unhappily, since his first interview with that dignitary, Jeremy had
been invariably afflicted with mingled exasperation and amusement at
Bausch’s every action. The apostle of Deutschtum roused within Jeremy
an impulse of perversity which flatly refused to take the heavy German
seriously.
“All right. Go ahead and do it.”
“Do what?” Bausch’s eyes goggled at the editor suspiciously.
“Do what you came to do. Make your demand.”
“I do do it.”
“You make a formal demand on behalf of the Deutscher Club for a
retraction of my editorial?”
“We do.”
“Declined, with the editor’s thanks.”
Mr. Bausch’s neck showed signs of swelling beyond the confines of his
collar. “You refuse to accebd the rebre-sentations of this commiddee?”
he inquired, with a thickening accent.
“Don’t know. Let’s hear ’em.”
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