Common Cause: A Novel of the War in AmericaAdams, Samuel Hopkins
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Common Cause: A Novel of the War in America
Adams, Samuel Hopkins
World War, 1914-1918 -- United States -- Fiction
“It makes me sick!” growled Galpin. “Oh, I ain’t kicking, Boss! Only
it’ll be a tough game if, after all our scrapping, right and wrong--and
we haven’t always been a hundred per cent right, you know--we get ours
from a bunch of half-breeds and double-facers, like the Governor and his
crowd, because we would n’t straddle a hyphen.”
There followed a thoughtful silence between the two. Then the owner
spoke:
“Did Verrall make you an offer, Andy?”
“Kind of hinted round.”
“How much did he hint? In dollars?”
“Oh, a little raise. Nothing much.”
“I can’t honestly say”--Jeremy spoke with an effort--“but what the new
paper’s a better prospect than this, as things stand. I think you ought
to consider it carefully.”
“That’s your best advice, is it?”
“I guess it is, Andy.”
Galpin wandered about the room, arriving by a devious and irresolute
route at the door. He opened it, shut it, opened it again, stood
swinging it with a smudged hand. “Boss,” he said insinuatingly.
“Well?”
“Speaking as man to man, and not as employee to employer--”
“Don’t bleat like a goat, Andy.”
“--you can take your advice and go to hell with it. I stick!”
CHAPTER XIII
ANNOUNCEMENT of the new paper was not to be formally made as yet.
Its projectors had other possible plans in mind. Already, however, its
competition bade fair to be fatal to The Guardian. Simple mathematics
proved to the complete dissatisfaction of Jeremy and Andrew Galpin that
a store’s advertising appropriation of twelve hundred dollars yearly,
say, divided between two papers would give to each six hundred dollars
revenue; whereas divided among three papers it would afford only four
hundred dollars apiece. Therefore, quite apart from German boycott, The
Guardian might expect a loss of thirty-three and a third per cent of
the income from such advertisers as the department stores, which would
naturally use all local mediums.
But in this case, the purity of mathematics was corrupted by
complicating human elements not all of them adverse. Reports of the
Ahrens interview had drifted through the mercantile world. It became
known, too, that Ellison Brothers had dropped out of The Guardian; been
“bluffed” out, rumor said, by pressure of Deutscher Club threats. The
Germans, so the word passed, were now openly out to “get” The Guardian.
As a gleam in the gloom Galpin was able to report one morning a cheering
sign:
“We’re beginning to get a little reaction from the Botches’ attack.
Remember the Laundry Association who lifted their contracts in a bunch
early in the game?”
“Because we took Wong Kee’s ad? I remember.”
“They’re back with the American flag over their copy. Lamp this, Boss.”
The note he tendered was written in the most approved style of
business-college condensation, and read as follows:
_To the Pub’r of the Guardian. D’r Sir: A Chink may not be White but he
is a Long Sight better American than any Kaiser-hound. Inclosed please
find contract renewals.
Resp’y, for the Com’tee,
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