Common Cause: A Novel of the War in AmericaAdams, Samuel Hopkins
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Common Cause: A Novel of the War in America
Adams, Samuel Hopkins
World War, 1914-1918 -- United States -- Fiction
Ahrens and two of the others forgot to bid Jeremy good-bye. When all had
left, the giver of the feast turned to his lieutenant.
“Well, they know where we stand. How many advertisers will it lose us?”
“I don’t know that it’ll lose us any, right away.”
“Ahrens, surely.”
“Don’t believe it. He’ll be afraid to drop out. He don’t understand your
go-to-hell attitude.”
“Was I as bad as that, Andy?”
“I’m taking his point of view. He don’t understand it, and probably he
don’t believe it. Thinks it’s bluff. But he’s scared and he’s cautious.
So he’ll stay in--for a while, anyway. What we’ve got to do in the long
run, is to keep ’em all scared.”
“Going in for blackmail, Andy?” smiled his boss.
“Keep ’em scared, by making the paper so strong that they dassent do
without it.”
“That means more circulation.”
“It means more circulation, a lot of it, and pretty darn quick. That’s
my job.”
Arrived at the office, Jeremy got his final glimpse of the day into the
ramifications of advertising. In his editorial sanctum waited a mild,
self-possessed, and profoundly laconic Chinaman.
“Take ad?” inquired he.
“Your ad? What is it?”
“Laundry.” He proffered a neat and competently prepared two-inch
single column “card,” announcing that Wong Kee stood ready to perform
high-class laundering for the discerning public at reasonable prices.
“All right. Take it to the Advertising window.”
“No good.”
“Why not?”
“Turn down.”
“Nonsense!”
“Chinese laundry. Turn down,” asseverated Wong Kee evenly.
“When did you try?”
“Nineteen-eight. Nineteen-nine. Nineteen-ten. Nineteen-eleven.”
“Every year? Nineteen-twelve wins.”
Jeremy marked “Must J. R.” on the copy and sent the satisfied Celestial
downstairs.
On the following morning, eight local professional apostles of
cleanliness, comprising the Laundry Association of Fenchester,
indignantly notified The Guardian of the withdrawal of their patronage.
“Even the laundrymen want to edit the paper for us,” the disgusted
Jeremy observed to Galpin. “Well, they can stay out till hell breaks
loose under the State of Centralia.”
As a matter of fact, that is exactly what they did.
CHAPTER II
NO advertising patronage was lost to The Guardian as the result of
the luncheon-conference. But Jeremy Robson’s offer to let a committee
investigate his circulation was costly. More than fifteen per cent
of The Guardian’s list proved either “phony” or dubious. Jeremy
reconstituted his rate card in accordance with the actual figures, and
cut recklessly into his free list. Appeased by this practical and to
them profitable concession, the Retailers’ Association abandoned
the issue of rebates. For the time, at least, they accepted the new
proprietor’s distasteful decision as to “readers.” The matter of
“courtesies” extended to advertisers was left in abeyance. That was sure
to come up in the inevitable course of events. The general status was
that of a truce, with one side wary and the other disgruntled.
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