You see, divers of them came from far, and our Peckham communications
in those days were none of the best. A few faithful local ones
remained till the bitter end however, and my superintendent, who was a
chimney-sweep, said in broken accents from the platform, swabbing his
eyes meanwhile, "I never knoo we 'ad sich a bruvver!" And what more in
the way of commendation and honest praise could the heart of man desire
than that? Only this, that the net profits of the lecture, after all
expenses were paid, were £14 all but a shilling or two, a far greater
sum than we had ever had before to spend upon free teas for poor
children.
Then, at the instigation of a lantern fiend, I beg the dear chap's
pardon, a lantern enthusiast, who offered his services and his truly
exquisite set of slides free, I gave a series of four lectures on the
life of Christ in the little hall itself. A blind performer on the
organ flutina, who knew nearly all the classic hymns by heart, was
easily secured at the economical figure of half a crown per evening,
and I interspersed my remarks with all the old favourite hymns, that
now are indeed caviare to the general, sung solo. Such an entertainment
as I then gave, which of course would be impossible to me now, would,
I am sure, bring me in twenty guineas a night. For I could sing and I
could talk, the pictures and the music were alike excellent but--. The
total net produce was about fifteen shillings for four nights! There,
it's the first bit of brag I've given utterance to in the course of
these chapters, and this is its fitting anti-climax.
But if I did not receive much for my services as far as money went,
either for myself or the cause, I did gain invaluable experience in
addressing indoor audiences. I was already thoroughly at home with any
crowd in the open air, but I found that it was a totally different
matter to speak inside a building, even to the method of producing the
voice and sustaining it without obvious effect or real fatigue for a
couple of hours if need arose. And as I had previously discovered in
the open air that straining the voice ranting or raving was not only
indicative of insincerity but precluded intelligibility as well, so, in
a renewed and more definite sense, I found it here, and I am beyond
measure grateful for that experience. For I hate to hear a speaker, on
whatever subject, yell or shout at his audience as if he had a personal
quarrel with every one of them, just as much as I hate mannerisms of
any kind on the platform, regarding them all as a sort of showing off
that is only worthy of a pampered child.
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