It was a happy evening, but over it was the shadow of death. Not many
weeks after I was called to his bedside, where he lay ardently desiring
release from his sufferings, and assured that his lingerings here could
only mean an additional burden on his wife, already staggering under a
far too heavy load. I can never forget his parting words to me, "If I
could only die. I have done with this world, I am of no more use here,
and why I should live on puzzles me. I will so gladly go and rest." I
bade him farewell and left him, to hear the next day that he had gone
to that rest which he so ardently desired.
Now, I might if it were desirable give a great many more instances of
the delight and satisfaction I had at that time, if it were not that
I feel that these pages lack so plentifully that characteristic so
earnestly, so eagerly demanded to-day, humour. I have no quarrel with
this demand, for I love humour, and believe that no one has a keener
appreciation of it than myself. But when I look at the majority of the
alleged humorous productions of the day, I am reluctantly compelled to
say that I do not see where their humour lies. I will not mention any
names I see at the foot of alleged humorous articles to-day, which give
me a feeling of nausea, and I wonder mightily how anyone can be found
to read, much less buy the futile piffle that is printed, and that,
too, in our leading magazines and newspapers. One leading exception
I will make and gladly break my rule for, Mr Pett Ridge, bless him,
who never makes a mistake, whose humour is sweet and true, and who,
I believe from his writings, all of which I eagerly read, is as good
a man as they make nowadays. As I only know this gentleman by casual
meetings at dinners, I cannot be accused of log-rolling; indeed, I know
how he would heartily repudiate any effort of the kind on my part.
Now, in my present peregrinations in search of those to whom I was
indebted, I was unable to trace two or three, notably the gentleman
in the Adelphi from whom I had borrowed £10 at an interest of £1 per
month. And so, when the business was over, and I visited my friend
Mr Hardhat with the story of my efforts, he smiled grimly and said,
"They'll suspend your discharge for two years, you see if they don't."
I said nothing, because I did not greatly care; but I felt that if they
did, it would only be on a par with all that I had hitherto seen and
known of the business. However we made the application for discharge in
due form, presenting with it documentary evidence that all the debts
had been paid, with the exception of those two or three that we could
not find before mentioned, the total amount remaining unpaid being a
mere trifle.
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