Confessions Of Con Cregan, the Irish Gil BlasLever, Charles
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Confessions Of Con Cregan, the Irish Gil Blas
Lever, Charles
Ireland -- Fiction
"So did it, in fact, turn out. After much vacillation, with the last two
numbers remained the final decision. One belonged to the Royal Duke, the
other to Lord E------.
"'You shall have a hundred guineas for your chance, E------,' said the
Duke; 'what say you?'
"'Your Ruyal Highness's wish is a command,' said he, bowing and
blushing; 'but were it otherwise, and to any other than your Royal
Highness, I should as certainly say nay.'
"'Then "nay" must be the answer to me also; I cannot accept of such a
sacrifice: and, after all, you are much more worthy of such a treasure
than I am,--I really only meant it for a present to Mori.'
"'A present, your Royal Highness!' cried he, horrified; 'I would n't
give such a jewel to anything short of St. Cecilia,--the violin, you are
aware, was her instrument.'
"'Now, then, for our fortunes!' cried the Duke, as he drew forth his
ticket. 'I believe I 'm the lucky one: this is number 2000.'
"'Two thousand and one!' exclaimed Lord E------, holding up his, and, in
an ecstasy of triumph, sat down to recover himself.
"'Here is the key, my Lord,' said one of the party, advancing towards
him.
"He sprang up, and thrust it into the lock; in his agitation he shook
the box, and a slight, soft cadence, like a faint cry, was heard.
"'The soul of music hovers o'er it still,' he exclaimed theatrically,
and, flinging back the lid, discovered--Me! Yes, ladies and gentlemen,
in a very smart white robe, with very tasty embroidery, and a lace cap
which I am assured was pure Valenciennes, there I lay! I am not aware
whether my infantine movements were peculiarly seductive or not; but
I have been told that I went through my gamut at a key that even
overtopped the laughter around me.
"'A very bad jest--a _mauvaise plaisanterie_ of the worst taste, I must
say,' said Lord E------turning away, and leaving the room.
"I never rightly knew how the matter was afterwards made up, but
certainly it was by his lordship's directions, and at his charge, that
I was nursed, reared, and educated. My expenses at Eton and Oxford, as
well as the cost of my commission, came from him; and it was only a few
days ago, on learning his death, that I also learned the termination
of my good fortune in life. He bequeathed me what he styled my 'family
mansio,'--the fiddle-case; thus repaying by this cruel jest the
practical joke passed upon himself so many years before."
"What name did they give you, sir?"
"'I was called after the celebrated violinist of Cremona who lived
in the seventh century, who was named Cornelius Crejanus, or, as some
spell, Creganus; and, in compliance with modern usages, they anglicized
me into Con Cregan."
"I have the honor to propose Con Cregan's health," said the president;
"and may he see many happy years ere he next goes to sleep in a wooden
box!"
This very gratifying toast was drunk with the most flattering
acclamations, and I descended from the tribune the "man of the evening."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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