New England -- Fiction; New England -- Politics and government -- Fiction
“I like you, Will,” said Mr. Merrill, unexpectedly, “darned if I don't.
I'll tell you what I know about it, and you can have a little fun while
you're here, lookin' on, only it won't do to write about it to the
Newcastle Guardian. Guess Willard wouldn't publish it, anyhow. I
suppose you know that Jethro pulls the strings, end we little railroad
presidents dance. We're the puppets now, but after a while, when I'm
crowded out, all these little railroads will get together and
there'll be a row worth looking at, or I'm mistaken. But to go back to
Worthington,” continued Mr. Merrill, “he made a little mistake with
his bill in the beginning. Instead of going to Jethro, he went to Heth
Sutton, and Heth got the bill as far as the Committee on Corporations,
and there she's been ever since, with our friend Chauncey Weed, who's
whispering over there.”
“Mr. Sutton couldn't even get it out of the Committee!” exclaimed
Wetherell.
“Not an inch. Jethro saw this thing coming about a year ago, and he took
the precaution to have Chauncey Weed and the rest of the Committee in
his pocket--and of course Heth Sutton's always been there.”
William Wetherell thought of that imposing and manly personage, the
Honorable Heth Sutton, being in Jethro's pocket, and marvelled.
Mr. Chauncey Weed seemed of a species better able to thrive in the
atmosphere of pockets.
“Well, as I say, there was the Truro Franchise Bill sound asleep in the
Committee, and when Isaac D. Worthington saw that his little arrangement
with Heth Sutton wasn't any good, and that the people of the state
didn't have anything more to say about it than the Crow Indians, and
that the end of the session was getting nearer and nearer, he got
desperate and went to Jethro, I suppose. You know as well as I do that
Jethro has agreed to put the bill through.”
“Then why doesn't he get the Committee to report it and put it through?”
asked Wetherell.
“Bless your simple literary nature,” exclaimed Mr Merrill, “Jethro's
got more power than any man in the state, but that isn't saying that he
doesn't have to fight occasionally. He has to fight now. He has seven
of the twelve senators hitched, and the governor. But Duncan and Lovejoy
have bought up all the loose blocks of representatives, and it is
supposed that the franchise forces only control a quorum. The end of the
session is a week off, and never in all my experience have I seen a more
praiseworthy attendance on the part of members.”
“Do you mean that they are being paid to remain in their seats?” cried
the amazed Mr. Wetherell.
“Well,” answered Mr. Merrill, with a twinkle in his eye, “that is a
little bald and--and unparliamentary, perhaps, but fairly accurate. Our
friend Jethro is confronted with a problem to tax even his faculties,
and to look at him, a man wouldn't suspect he had a care in the world.”
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