Conrad in Quest of His Youth: An Extravagance of TemperamentMerrick, Leonard
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Conrad in Quest of His Youth: An Extravagance of Temperament
Merrick, Leonard
Theater -- Great Britain -- Fiction
"I don't think the piece will last a month," she said to Rosalind, in
her lugubrious bass. "It isn't amusing at all. Vulgar, very vulgar!
I may be too critical; I'm used to such high-class things, as you
know--my notices as 'Buttercup' were immense--but I call it a 'rotter.'
I see a frost, a killing frost, my dear! I keep my opinion to
myself"--she was disseminating it with gusto--"I don't want to give the
others the hump, but I see us all out of a shop till the spring comes."
"Oh, you're always croaking, Miss Jinman," snapped a black-eyed girl
with golden hair. "Give us a chance, do!"
"A chance?" returned Miss Jinman heavily. "Chit, you have no chance.
It's only kindness to tell you so."
"Thanks for being so kind!" said the girl. She had not been long on
the stage. Her married sister kept "Dining Rooms" in Holloway, and
less than a year ago the "artiste" had served as waitress there and
been ordered to "'Urry up with that there Yorkshire-pudden."
"You will never do any better than you're doing," affirmed Miss Jinman.
"And I could say as much to others present if I hadn't too much
consideration for their feelings. To more than one!" she added
significantly. "Look at _me_, with all my experience! And _I_ am
clever, and _I_ can sing; my notices as 'Buttercup' were immense. And
where am I now? On a pier with amateurs--amateurs and novices. I
don't know what the Profession is coming to--it's a very different
thing to what it was when _I_ was in my prime!"
"I expect most things have woke up a bit since then," said the
golden-haired brunette; "the bringing in of railways must have made
such a difference."
"Small-part people were taught to respect the principals," said Miss
Jinman sternly. "Minxes kept their places."
"It's a pity you couldn't keep yours," said the dark one with the
golden locks. But harmony was restored during the next selection by
the band.
There was a little sleet blowing when the audience straggled homeward.
The lights of the Belle Vue Hotel were not put out yet, and carelessly,
Miss Jinman observed that the people inside must be warmer than _she_
was. Rosalind took the hint. It is only in the lowest ranks of the
theatrical profession that the ladies refresh themselves in bars; a
second-rate provincial actress would wither the person who invited her;
but Miss Jinman and Miss Lascelles had adapted their manners to their
company, and it was a very humble Company indeed. So they went into
the Lounge, and sat down.
Another professional lady came in, and inquired generously, "Are you
drinking, girls?"
Miss Lascelles said, "Yes, we've got port wine."
"Serve you right," said the other lady, with a pretty wit.
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