Contraband; Or, A Losing HazardWhyte-Melville, G. J. (George John)
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Contraband; Or, A Losing Hazard
Whyte-Melville, G. J. (George John)
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
"He's hurt my knuckles, the little beast!" said Frank, looking with much
commiseration at certain abrasions on a white and bony hand. "But what
have you been about, my dear fellow! and how did they know you'd got
money? Were you at all screwed?"
"Sober as a judge!" answered Picard. "In fact, a deal soberer than some
judges I've seen down West in my time! I've been playing billiards ever
since eleven o'clock, making game after game off the balls in a form
you'd hardly believe. The fact is, I caught a flat, who thought he was a
sharp! First he lost his money, then his temper. Of course he played on
to get back both. I didn't win so very easy, you know; indeed I had
rather a squeak for it more than once; but I always managed to nail him
in the last break. Then we got to double or quits, and I needn't tell
you how _that_ went. He'd a friend, too, from the country, what you
Britishers call 'a yokel,' I suspect, who backed his man handsome and
paid up like the Bank of England. I drew this sportsman to a lively
tune, I can tell you. Altogether I landed a hatful, and not a drop would
I have to drink till just before starting. I don't _think_ they hocussed
me; no, I've been hocussed before, and I know what it is. But their
brandy was infernally strong, or the soda-water unaccountably weak, for
somehow I felt so jolly I said I wouldn't have a cab, but walk home
behind a weed.
"Now I think of it, there was a big, awkward-looking skunk loafing about
the table most of the night, who never betted nor played, but seemed
always on the watch, to see we didn't steal the chalk, as I supposed. I
know better now. He sneaked out, I remarked, when I went for a cocktail.
No doubt he watched me start off to walk, and followed with his pals.
That's the gentleman who 'skedaddled' just now so freely when it came to
a fight. Captain Vanguard, I say again, I'm infernally obliged to you!"
Frank, whose excitement had cooled down, was on thorns to receive his
letter. "Have a cigar," said he, proffering his case. "I fear I can't do
anything more for you now. I'll see you home, if you like, but I'm
rather anxious to get to my club before they shut up. It's the
'Cauliflower,' you know. Almost in the next street."
"I live close by," exclaimed Picard. "We'll go together, and I hope
you'll come and look me up at my rooms to-morrow. I've a few Yankee
notions, and things I've got together knocking about Mexico and the
States. They might amuse you, and I can give you a capital weed--nobody
better; and you shall have the best I have, you shall! John Picard never
yet forgot a good turn nor a bad one. You're the right sort, Captain,
real grit; and you and me are mates for life. It's John Picard says so,
and there's his hand upon it!"
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