Corporal Sam and Other StoriesQuiller-Couch, Arthur
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Corporal Sam and Other Stories
Quiller-Couch, Arthur
Short stories, English
We gained the stage together by a short stairway draped with flags.
Mr Felix with a wave of his opera-hat, called on the orchestra to
strike up 'A Fine Old English Gentleman' (meaning me or, if you like
it, Father Christmas: and I leave you to picture the fool I looked).
Then, stepping to the footlights, he introduced me, explaining that
he had met me wandering upstairs, rifling his most secret drawers to
fill my bag with seasonable presents for them. Five or six times he
interrupted his patter to pluck a cracker or a bon-bon out of my
beard, and toss it down to his audience. The children gasped at
first, and stared at the magic spoil on the floor. By-and-by one
adventurous little girl crept forward, and picked up a cracker, and
her cry of delight as she discovered that it was real, gave the
signal for a general scramble. Mr Felix continued his patter without
seeming to heed it: but his hand went up faster and faster to my
beard and wig, and soon the crackers were falling in showers.
I saw children snatch them off the floor and carry them to their
blind brothers and sisters, pressing them between the wondering,
groping hands with assurance that they were real. . . . Mr Felix saw
it too, and his flow of words ceased with a gulp, as though a
flowing spring gurgled suddenly and withdrew itself underground.
'I am a sentimentalist,' he said to me quickly, in a pause which
nobody heeded; for by this time crackers were banging to right and
left, and the children shouting together. Their shouts rose to one
yell of laughter as, recovering himself, he dived at my neck, and
produced the two struggling rabbits. His opera-hat opened with a
snap, and in they went. A second later it shut flat again, and they
were gone, into thin air. He opened the hat with a puzzled frown,
plunged a hand, and dragged forth yard upon yard of ribbon--red,
green, white, blue, yellow ribbon, mixed up with packs of playing
cards that, with a turn of the hand he sent spinning into air, to
fall thick as leaves in Vallombrosa.
'Your turn!' he panted as, at the end of the ribbon he lugged out an
enormous cabbage, and trundled it down the room. Catching my bag
from me, he shook his cloak over it once, and returned it to my
hands, bulging, stuffed full to the brim with toys--dolls, tops,
whips, trumpets, boxes of animals, boxes of tin soldiers. . . .
'Father Christmas, now! Make way for Father Christmas!'
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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