Corporal Sam and Other StoriesQuiller-Couch, Arthur
General
Corporal Sam and Other Stories
Quiller-Couch, Arthur
Short stories, English
He ate his breakfast that morning in silence. Mrs Salt, burning to
discuss the robbery, set down the dishes with a quite unnecessary
clatter, but in vain. He scarcely raised his head.
'Indeed, sir, and I've never known you so upset,' she broke out at
length, unable to contain herself longer. 'Which I've always said
that you was wonderful, the way you saw the bright side of everything
and could pass it off with a laugh.'
'Good Lord!' said Mr Pinsent testily. 'Did I ever call midnight
robbery a laughing matter?'
'No--o,' answered Mrs Salt, yet as one not altogether sure.
'And I dare say your bein' mayor makes you take a serious view.'
Breakfast over, the mayor took hat and walking-stick for his
customary morning stroll along the street to Butcher Trengrove's to
choose the joint for his dinner and pick up the town's earliest
gossip. It is Troy's briskest hour; when the dairy carts, rattling
homeward, meet the country folk from up-the-river who have just
landed at the quays and begun to sell from door to door their poultry
and fresh eggs, vegetables, fruit, and nosegays of garden flowers;
when the tradesmen, having taken down their shutters, stand in the
roadway, admire the effect of their shop-windows and admonish the
apprentices cleaning the panes; when the children loiter and play at
hop-scotch on their way to school, and the housewives, having packed
them off, find time for neighbourly clack over the scouring of
door-steps.
It might be the mayor's fancy and no more, but it certainly appeared
to him that the children smiled with a touch of mockery as they met
him and saluted. For aught he knew any one of these grinning imps--
confound 'em!--might be implicated in the plot. The townsmen gave
him 'good-morning' as usual, and yet not quite as usual. He felt
that news of the raid had won abroad; that, although shy of speaking,
they were studying his face for a sign. He kept it carefully
cheerful; but came near to losing his temper when he reached
Trengrove's shop to find Mr Garraway already there and in earnest
conversation with the butcher.
'Ah! good-mornin' again! I was just talkin' about you and your
pigeons,' said Mr Garraway, frankly.
'Good-morning, y'r Worship,' echoed Butcher Trengrove. 'And what can
I do for y'r Worship this fine morning? I was just allowin' to Mr
Garraway here that, seein' the young dare-devils had left you a bird
with their compliments, maybe you'd fancy a nice cut of rumpsteak to
fill out a pie.'
'This isn't exactly a laughing matter, Mr Trengrove.'
'No, no, to be sure!' Butcher Trengrove composed his broad smile
apologetically. But, after a moment, observing Mr Pinsent's face and
that (at what cost he guessed not) it kept its humorous twist, he let
his features relax. 'I was allowin' though, that if any man could
get even with a bit of fun, it would be y'r Worship.'
'Oh, never fear but I'll get even with 'em,' promised his Worship,
affecting an easiness he did not feel.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account