Didactic fiction; French fiction -- Translations into English; Paris (France) -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
“She is a good-for-nothing slut,” said Crevel, “a hussy that deserves
whipping on the Place du Chatelet. But, my dear Canillac, though we are
such blades, so Marechal de Richelieu, Louis XV., Pompadour, Madame du
Barry, gay dogs, and everything that is most eighteenth century, there
is no longer a lieutenant of police.”
“How can we make them love us?” Hulot wondered to himself without
heeding Crevel.
“It is sheer folly in us to expect to be loved, my dear fellow,” said
Crevel. “We can only be endured; for Madame Marneffe is a hundred times
more profligate than Josepha.”
“And avaricious! she costs me a hundred and ninety-two thousand francs a
year!” cried Hulot.
“And how many centimes!” sneered Crevel, with the insolence of a
financier who scorns so small a sum.
“You do not love her, that is very evident,” said the Baron dolefully.
“I have had enough of her,” replied Crevel, “for she has had more than
three hundred thousand francs of mine!”
“Where is it? Where does it all go?” said the Baron, clasping his head
in his hands.
“If we had come to an agreement, like the simple young men who combine
to maintain a twopenny baggage, she would have cost us less.”
“That is an idea”! replied the Baron. “But she would still be cheating
us; for, my burly friend, what do you say to this Brazilian?”
“Ay, old sly fox, you are right, we are swindled like--like
shareholders!” said Crevel. “All such women are an unlimited liability,
and we the sleeping partners.”
“Then it was she who told you about the candle in the window?”
“My good man,” replied Crevel, striking an attitude, “she has fooled us
both. Valerie is a--She told me to keep you here.--Now I see it all. She
has got her Brazilian!--Oh, I have done with her, for if you hold her
hands, she would find a way to cheat you with her feet! There! she is a
minx, a jade!”
“She is lower than a prostitute,” said the Baron. “Josepha and Jenny
Cadine were in their rights when they were false to us; they make a
trade of their charms.”
“But she, who affects the saint--the prude!” said Crevel. “I tell you
what, Hulot, do you go back to your wife; your money matters are not
looking well; I have heard talk of certain notes of hand given to a low
usurer whose special line of business is lending to these sluts, a man
named Vauvinet. For my part, I am cured of your ‘real ladies.’ And,
after all, at our time of life what do we want of these swindling
hussies, who, to be honest, cannot help playing us false? You have white
hair and false teeth; I am of the shape of Silenus. I shall go in for
saving. Money never deceives one. Though the Treasury is indeed open
to all the world twice a year, it pays you interest, and this woman
swallows it. With you, my worthy friend, as Gubetta, as my partner in
the concern, I might have resigned myself to a shady bargain--no, a
philosophical calm. But with a Brazilian who has possibly smuggled in
some doubtful colonial produce----”
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