France -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; French fiction -- Translations into English
“I beg your pardon, madame, I feel too unhappy to answer you; my two
gentlemen are very ill; and to buy nourishment for them and to spare
them trouble, I have pawned everything down to my husband’s clothes that
I pledged this morning. Here is the ticket!”
“Oh! here, the affair is becoming tragic,” cried the fair Heloise. “What
is it all about?”
“Madame drops down upon us like--”
“Like a dancer,” said Heloise; “let me prompt you,--missus!”
“Come, I am busy,” said Gaudissart. “The joke has gone far enough.
Heloise, this is M. Pons’ confidential servant; she had come to tell me
that I must not count upon him; our poor conductor is not expected to
live. I don’t know what to do.”
“Oh! poor man; why, he must have a benefit.”
“It would ruin him,” said Gaudissart. “He might find next day that he
owed five hundred francs to charitable institutions, and they refuse to
admit that there are any sufferers in Paris except their own. No, look
here, my good woman, since you are going in for the Montyon prize----”
He broke off, rang the bell, and the youth before mentioned suddenly
appeared.
“Tell the cashier to send me up a thousand-franc note.--Sit down,
madame.”
“Ah! poor woman, look, she is crying!” exclaimed Heloise. “How stupid!
There, there, mother, we will go to see him; don’t cry.--I say, now,”
she continued, taking the manager into a corner, “you want to make me
take the leading part in the ballet in _Ariane_, you Turk. You are going
to be married, and you know how I can make you miserable--”
“Heloise, my heart is copper-bottomed like a man-of-war.”
“I shall bring your children on the scene! I will borrow some
somewhere.”
“I have owned up about the attachment.”
“Do be nice, and give Pons’ post to Garangeot; he has talent, poor
fellow, and he has not a penny; and I promise peace.”
“But wait till Pons is dead, in case the good man may come back again.”
“Oh, as to that, no, sir,” said La Cibot. “He began to wander in
his mind last night, and now he is delirious. It will soon be over,
unfortunately.”
“At any rate, take Garangeot as a stop-gap!” pleaded Heloise. “He has
the whole press on his side--”
Just at that moment the cashier came in with a note for a thousand
francs in his hand.
“Give it to madame here,” said Gaudissart. “Good-day, my good woman;
take good care of the dear man, and tell him that I am coming to see him
to-morrow, or sometime--as soon as I can, in short.”
“A drowning man,” said Heloise.
“Ah, sir, hearts like yours are only found in a theatre. May God bless
you!”
“To what account shall I post this item?” asked the cashier.
“I will countersign the order. Post it to the bonus account.”
Before La Cibot went out, she made Mlle. Brisetout a fine courtesy, and
heard Gaudissart remark to his mistress:
“Can Garangeot do the dance-music for the _Mohicans_ in twelve days? If
he helps me out of my predicament, he shall have Pons’ place.”
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