France -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; French fiction -- Translations into English
Schmucke meantime being left to himself, and feeling the stronger for
the soup and bread that he had been forced to swallow, returned at
once to Pons’ rooms, and to his prayers. He had lost himself in the
fathomless depths of sorrow, when a voice sounding in his ears drew
him back from the abyss of grief, and a young man in a suit of black
returned for the eleventh time to the charge, pulling the poor, tortured
victim’s coatsleeve until he listened.
“Sir!” said he.
“Vat ees it now?”
“Sir! we owe a supreme discovery to Dr. Gannal; we do not dispute
his fame; he has worked miracles of Egypt afresh; but there have been
improvements made upon his system. We have obtained surprising results.
So, if you would like to see your friend again, as he was when he was
alive--”
“See him again!” cried Schmucke. “Shall he speak to me?”
“Not exactly. Speech is the only thing wanting,” continued the
embalmer’s agent. “But he will remain as he is after embalming for all
eternity. The operation is over in a few seconds. Just an incision in
the carotid artery and an injection.--But it is high time; if you
wait one single quarter of an hour, sir, you will not have the sweet
satisfaction of preserving the body....”
“Go to der teufel!... Bons is ein spirit--und dat spirit is in hefn.”
“That man has no gratitude in his composition,” remarked the youthful
agent of one of the famous Gannal’s rivals; “he will not embalm his
friend.”
The words were spoken under the archway, and addressed to La Cibot, who
had just submitted her beloved to the process.
“What would you have, sir!” she said. “He is the heir, the universal
legatee. As soon as they get what they want, the dead are nothing to
them.”
An hour later, Schmucke saw Mme. Sauvage come into the room, followed by
another man in a suit of black, a workman, to all appearance.
“Cantinet has been so obliging as to send this gentleman, sir,” she
said; “he is coffin-maker to the parish.”
The coffin-maker made his bow with a sympathetic and compassionate air,
but none the less he had a business-like look, and seemed to know that
he was indispensable. He turned an expert’s eye upon the dead.
“How does the gentleman wish ‘it’ to be made? Deal, plain oak, or oak
lead-lined? Oak with a lead lining is the best style. The body is
a stock size,”--he felt for the feet, and proceeded to take the
measure--“one metre seventy!” he added. “You will be thinking of
ordering the funeral service at the church, sir, no doubt?”
Schmucke looked at him as a dangerous madman might look before striking
a blow. La Sauvage put in a word.
“You ought to find somebody to look after all these things,” she said.
“Yes----” the victim murmured at length.
“Shall I fetch M. Tabareau?--for you will have a good deal on your hands
before long. M. Tabareau is the most honest man in the quarter, you
see.”
“Yes. Mennesir Dapareau! Somepody vas speaking of him chust now--” said
Schmucke, completely beaten.
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