Cradock Nowell: A Tale of the New Forest. Vol. 1 (of 3)Blackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
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Cradock Nowell: A Tale of the New Forest. Vol. 1 (of 3)
Blackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
New Forest (England : Forest) -- Fiction
“Mr. Garnet”, said Cradock, at last, “I have heard a great deal of
bad language, especially among the bargees at Oxford and the piermen
at Southampton; and I donʼt pretend to split hairs myself, nor am I
mealy–mouthed; but I trust you will excuse my observing, that up to the
present moment I have never heard such blackguardly language as you are
now employing”.
Bull Garnet turned round and looked at him. If Cradock had shown any
sign of fear, he would have gone to the earth at once, for his unripe
strength would have had no chance with Garnetʼs prime in its fury. The
eyes of each felt hot in the otherʼs, as in reciprocal crucibles; then
Mr. Garnetʼs rolled away in a perfect blaze of tears. He dashed out his
hand and shook Cradockʼs mightily, quite at the back of the oak–tree;
then he patted him on the shoulders, to resume his superiority; and
said:
“My boy, I thank you”.
“Well”, thought Cradock, “of all the extraordinary fellows I ever came
across, you are the most extraordinary. And yet it is quite impossible
to doubt your perfect sincerity, and almost impossible to call in
question your sanity”.
These reflections of Master Cradock were not so lucid as usual. At
least he made a false antithesis. If it had been possible to doubt
Mr. Garnetʼs sincerity, he would not have been by any means so
extraordinary as he was.
“Not much trouble, after all”, cried Rufus Hutton, rollicking up like
a man of thrice his true cubic capacity; “ah, these things are simple
enough for a man with a little _νοῦς_. I shall explain the whole
process to Mrs. Hutton, she is so fond of information. Never saw a
firework before, sir—at least, I mean the machinery of them—and now I
understand it thoroughly; much better, indeed, than the foreman does.
Did not I hear you say so, George”?
“Eh, my mon, I deed so”—the foreman was a shrewd, dry Scotchman—“in
your own opeenion mainly. But ye havena peyed us yet, my mon, for the
dustin’ o’ your shoon”.
Rufus Hutton began, amid some laughter, to hunt his French purse for
the siller, when the foreman leaped up as if he were shot, and dashed
behind the oak–tree. “Awa, mon, awa, if ye value your life! Dinna ye
see the glue–pot burstinʼ”?
Rufus dropped the purse, and fled for his life, and threw himself flat,
fifty yards away, that the explosion might pass over him. Even then,
when the laugh was out, and Mr. Garnet had said to him, “Perhaps, sir,
you will explain that process for the benefit of Mrs. Hutton”, instead
of being disconcerted he was busier than ever, and took Mr. Garnet
aside some little way down the chase.
“They want to make a job of it, I can see that well enough. To charge
for it, sir; to charge for it”.
“Thank you for your advice, Dr. Hutton”, replied Bull Garnet, crustily;
he was very morose that afternoon, and surly betwixt his violence;
“but perhaps you had better leave them to me, for fear of the glue–pot
bursting”.
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