"That's right, Cripps," cried Overshute; "give it to him, Cripps! Why, he starves himself! Ever since he took his first and second, and got his fellowship and took orders, he hasn't known what a good dinner is. He keeps all the fasts in the calendar, and the vigils of the festivals, and he ought to have an appetite for the feasts; but he overstays his time, and can't keep anything on his stomach!" "Now, Russel, as usual!" Hardenow answered, with a true and pleasant smile; "what a fine fellow you would be, if you only had moderation! But I see that you want to talk to Cripps; and I have several men waiting in the quad. Where is my beaver? Oh! here, to be sure! Will you come with us? No, of course you can't. Will you dine in hall with me?" "Of course, I won't. But come you and dine with me on Sunday--the only day you dare eat a bit--and my mother will do her best to strengthen you, build you up, establish you, for a fortnight of macaroni. Will you come?" "Yes, yes, to-morrow--to be sure--I have many things I want to say to you. Good-bye for the present; good-bye, Master Cripps." "There goes one of the finest fellows, of all the fine fellows yet ruined by rubbish!" With these words Russel Overshute ran to the window and looked out. A dozen or more of young men were waiting, the best undergraduates of the college, for Mr. Hardenow to lead them for fifteen miles, without a word. "Well, every man to his liking," said Russel; "but that would be about the last of mine. Now, Cripps, most patient of carriers, are you ready for me to go on or not?" "I hath a been thinking about my horse. How greedy o' me to be ating like this"--for the thought of so much fasting had made him set to again, while he got the chance--"drinking likewise of college ale--better I have tasted, but not often--and all this time, as you might say, old Dobbin easing of his dainty foot, with no more nor a wisp of hay to drag through his water--if he hath any." "An excruciating picture, Cripps, drawn by too vivid a conscience. Dobbin is as happy as he can be, with twenty-five horses to talk to him. At this very moment I behold him munching choicest of white oats and chaff." "Your Worship can see through a stone-wall, they say; but they only keeps black oats at the Cross just now, along of a contract the landlord have made--and a blind sort of bargain, to my thinking----" "Never mind that--let him have black oats then, or Irish oats, or no oats at all. But do you wish to hear my story out, or will you leave it till next Saturday?" "Sir, you might a' seen as I was waiting, until such time as you plaze to go on wi' un."