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whisper, “Where ignorance is bliss, ‘tis folly to be wise,” and refuse
to divulge any details of a future too appalling to be envisaged without
despair. Sesostris had a success of horror. People stood in a queue
outside the witch’s booth waiting for the privilege of hearing sentence
pronounced upon them.
Denis, in the course of his round, looked with curiosity at this crowd
of suppliants before the shrine of the oracle. He had a great desire
to see how Mr. Scogan played his part. The canvas booth was a rickety,
ill-made structure. Between its walls and its sagging roof were long
gaping chinks and crannies. Denis went to the tea-tent and borrowed a
wooden bench and a small Union Jack. With these he hurried back to the
booth of Sesostris. Setting down the bench at the back of the booth,
he climbed up, and with a great air of busy efficiency began to tie the
Union Jack to the top of one of the tent-poles. Through the crannies in
the canvas he could see almost the whole of the interior of the tent.
Mr. Scogan’s bandana-covered head was just below him; his terrifying
whispers came clearly up. Denis looked and listened while the witch
prophesied financial losses, death by apoplexy, destruction by air-raids
in the next war.
“Is there going to be another war?” asked the old lady to whom he had
predicted this end.
“Very soon,” said Mr. Scogan, with an air of quiet confidence.
The old lady was succeeded by a girl dressed in white muslin, garnished
with pink ribbons. She was wearing a broad hat, so that Denis could not
see her face; but from her figure and the roundness of her bare arms
he judged her young and pleasing. Mr. Scogan looked at her hand, then
whispered, “You are still virtuous.”
The young lady giggled and exclaimed, “Oh, lor’!”
“But you will not remain so for long,” added Mr. Scogan sepulchrally.
The young lady giggled again. “Destiny, which interests itself in small
things no less than in great, has announced the fact upon your hand.”
Mr. Scogan took up the magnifying-glass and began once more to examine
the white palm. “Very interesting,” he said, as though to himself--“very
interesting. It’s as clear as day.” He was silent.
“What’s clear?” asked the girl.
“I don’t think I ought to tell you.” Mr. Scogan shook his head; the
pendulous brass ear-rings which he had screwed on to his ears tinkled.
“Please, please!” she implored.
The witch seemed to ignore her remark. “Afterwards, it’s not at all
clear. The fates don’t say whether you will settle down to married life
and have four children or whether you will try to go on the cinema
and have none. They are only specific about this one rather crucial
incident.”
“What is it? What is it? Oh, do tell me!”
The white muslin figure leant eagerly forward.
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