Authors -- Fiction; England -- Fiction; Philosophy -- Fiction
Mr. Chainmail could find no trace of the Captain. Indeed, he sought him
but in one direction, which was that leading to the farm; where he
arrived in due time, and found Miss Susan alone. He laid the newspaper
on the table, as was his custom, and proceeded to converse with the young
lady: a conversation of many pauses, as much of signs as of words. The
young lady took up the paper, and turned it over and over, while she
listened to Mr. Chainmail, whom she found every day more and more
agreeable, when suddenly her eye glanced on something which made her
change colour, and dropping the paper on the ground, she rose from her
seat, exclaiming: “Miserable must she be who trusts any of your faithless
sex! never, never, never, will I endure such misery twice.” And she
vanished up the stairs. Mr. Chainmail was petrified. At length, he
cried aloud: “Cornelius Agrippa must have laid a spell on this accursed
newspaper;” and was turning it over, to look for the source of the
mischief, when Mrs. Ap Llymry made her appearance.
_Mrs. Ap Llymry_.—What have you done to poor dear Miss Susan? she is
crying ready to break her heart.
_Mr. Chainmail_.—So help me the memory of Richard Coeur-de-Lion, I have
not the most distant notion of what is the matter.
_Mrs. Ap Llymry_.—Oh, don’t tell me, sir; you must have ill-used her. I
know how it is. You have been keeping company with her, as if you wanted
to marry her; and now, all at once, you have been insulting her. I have
seen such tricks more than once, and you ought to be ashamed of yourself.
_Mr. Chainmail_.—My dear madam, you wrong me utterly. I have none but
the kindest feelings and the most honourable purposes towards her. She
has been disturbed by something she has seen in this rascally paper.
_Mrs. Ap Llymry_.—Why, then, the best thing you can do is to go away, and
come again tomorrow.
_Mr. Chainmail_.—Not I, indeed, madam. Out of this house I stir not,
till I have seen the young lady, and obtained a full explanation.
_Mrs. Ap Llymry_.—I will tell Miss Susan what you say. Perhaps she will
come down.
Mr. Chainmail sat with as much patience as he could command, running over
the paper, from column to column. At length he lighted on an
announcement of the approaching marriage of Lady Clarinda Bossnowl with
Mr. Crotchet the younger. This explained the Captain’s discomposure, but
the cause of Miss Susan’s was still to be sought: he could not know that
it was one and the same.
Presently, the sound of the longed-for step was heard on the stairs; the
young lady reappeared, and resumed her seat: her eyes showed that she had
been weeping. The gentleman was now exceedingly puzzled how to begin,
but the young lady relieved him by asking, with great simplicity: “What
do you wish to have explained, sir?”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account