Crusoe in New York, and other talesHale, Edward Everett
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Crusoe in New York, and other tales
Hale, Edward Everett
New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
It was not till they went back to Roxbury that the real change came.
Then was it that before breakfast the door-bell began to ring; and
women with causes, and men out of employment, and inventors with
inventions, began to wait in the ante-room till Mr. E. Ross came
downstairs. Then was it that he poured down his hasty cup of coffee,
and ran to be rid of them. Then was it that councilmen came out as soon
as breakfast was over to arrange private schemes for thwarting the
aldermen; and that while the councilmen arranged, aldermen called and
waited for Mr. E. Ross to be at leisure, because they wanted to make
plans for thwarting the council. Then was it that, from morning to
night, candidates for the House and candidates for the Senate came for
private conferences, and had to be let out from different doors lest
they should meet each other. Then was it that men who had letters of
introduction from Japan and Formosa and Siberia and Aboukuta sat in
Psyche's parlor six or seven hours at a time, illustrating the customs
of those countries, and what Mr. Lowell calls "a certain air of
condescension observable in foreigners." Then was it that Psyche
received calls from wives of senators and daughters of congressmen, to
say in asides to her that if Mr. E. Ross could find it in his way to
say this, he would so much oblige thus and so. Then was it that, trying
to screen him from bores, she received all the women who sold Lives of
Christ, and all the agents who exhibited copies of maps or heliotypes.
Then was it that, when the ponies came to the door, railroad presidents
drew up, who just wanted a minute to talk about their new bonds. Then
was it that, after the ponies had been sent back to the stable, grand
ladies drew up to send in cards to Psyche, and to persuade her to take
tables at fairs and to be vice-president of almshouses. Then was it
that every Saturday Psyche gave a charming literary dinner, not bad in
its way; and the counterpart of this was that Psyche and Edward dined
at other people's houses four days out of the remaining six. The sixth
day Edward was kept down town for some of the engagements these
wretches had forced him into. Thus was it in the end that moths ate up
the camel's-hair pencils, and no one ever found it out; that the upper
G string in the piano rusted off, and no one discovered it; that
Bridget Flynn put ten volumes of Grillparzer into the furnace-fire, and
nobody missed them; and that all the ferns in the fern-house died, and
nobody wept for them.
From early morning round to early morning Psyche never saw her
lover-husband, except as he and she gorged a hurried and broken
breakfast, or as he took in to dinner some lady he did not care for,
and as she, at her end of the table, talked French or Cochin Chinese to
some man who had brought letters of introduction.
She knew what her husband's business was and who his friends were. But,
for all intents and purposes, she had lost him forever.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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