Crusoe in New York, and other talesHale, Edward Everett
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Crusoe in New York, and other tales
Hale, Edward Everett
New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
Except for this little incident, of which all my readers have probably
experienced the like in these days of travel, the story I am now to
tell would have seemed to me essentially improbable. But so soon as I
reflected, that, in truth, these palaces go hither, go thither,
controlled or not, as it may be, by some distant bureau, the story
recurred to me as having elements of _vraisemblance_ which I had not
noticed before. Having occasion, nearly at the same time, to inquire at
the Metropolitan station in Boston for a lost shawl which had been left
in a certain Brookline car, the gentlemanly official told me that he
did not know where that car was; he had not heard of it for several
days. This again reminded me of "The Lost Palace." Why should not one
palace, more or less, go astray, when there are thousands to care for?
Indeed, had not Mr. Firth told me, at the Albany, that the worst
difficulty in the administration of a strong railway is, that they
cannot call their freight-cars home? They go astray on the line of some
weaker sister, which finds it convenient to use them till they begin to
show a need for paint or repairs. If freight-cars disappear, why not
palaces? So the story seems to me of more worth, and I put it upon
paper.
It was on my second visit to Melbourne that I heard it. It was late at
night, in the coffee-room of the Auckland Arms, rather an indifferent
third-class house, in a by-street in that city, to which, in truth, I
should not have gone had my finances been on a better scale than they
were. I laid down at last an old New-York Herald, which the captain of
the "Osprey" had given me that morning, and which, in the hope of
home-news, I had read and read again to the last syllable of the
"personals." I put down the paper as one always puts down an American
paper in a foreign land, saying to myself, "Happy is that nation whose
history is unwritten." At that moment Sir Roger Tichborne, who had been
talking with an intelligent-looking American on the other side of the
table, stretched his giant form, and said he believed he would play a
game of billiards before he went to bed. He left us alone; and the
American crossed the room, and addressed me.
"You are from Massachusetts, are you not?" said he. I said I had lived
in that State.
"Good State to come from," said he. "I was there myself for three or
four months,--four months and ten days precisely. Did not like it very
well; did not like it. At least, I liked it well enough: my wife did
not like it; she could not get acquainted."
"Does she get acquainted here?" said I, acting on a principle which I
learned from Scipio Africanus at the Latin School, and so carrying the
war into the enemy's regions promptly. That is to say, I saw I must
talk with this man, and I preferred to have him talk of his own
concerns than of mine.
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