Crying for the Light; Or, Fifty Years Ago. Vol. 2 [of 3]Ritchie, J. Ewing (James Ewing)
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Crying for the Light; Or, Fifty Years Ago. Vol. 2 [of 3]
Ritchie, J. Ewing (James Ewing)
England -- Social conditions -- 19th century -- Fiction
Sloville was agitated from top to bottom. Yet some people are never
satisfied. They regretted that the harvest was so brief; that it was all
over in a day, and did not last, as it did in the good old times, a
fortnight; that there was not so much of locking up doubtful voters as of
old, and keeping them stowed away drunk till the election was over.
‘There ain’t a voter in the town but what I can account for,’ said Sir
Watkin’s agent to his principal. ‘I have got all their names down in
black and white. By-the-bye, Sir Watkin, can you let me have another
cheque?’
‘I am sorry to hear that. How much do you want?’
‘Another thousand will do it.’
‘Why, you have had one thousand already.’
‘Never mind,’ said the election agent. ‘What’s the good of having money
if you don’t spend it. You’ll be sure to get it all back again. Nobody
is so popular as a man who spends his money freely.’
‘That may be; but money is hard to get.’
‘Oh, leave that to me,’ said the agent.
‘Well, I suppose I must. But,’ added the Baronet, ‘at any rate you might
send up to London and see what the Reform Club will do.’
‘Of course, we must apply to them. A stranger came down from town last
night. He has not shown his face, but I’ve pumped the boots at the “Old
Swan,” and I find that he is from the Carlton, and has brought a trunk
full of sovereigns with him. The voters must have got an inkling of it,
and are in ecstasies, and are now keeping off till the last moment. I
believe I spotted the fellow in the disguise of an old woman working in
the slums this morning’. I could not see his face because he put up his
handkerchief; but I do believe it was no other than Shrouder.’
‘Oh, no: it can’t be him. I am told he is at Birmingham.’
‘You may depend upon it, Sir Watkin, he is here, and we shall have the
devil to pay.’
‘Devil take him,’ said the Baronet angrily.
‘I must say that Shrouder is a bit of a scamp, and that he is the man for
a dirty job. But I am quite a match for him,’ said the agent proudly.
‘At any rate, I am up to his little games. I am really quite delighted
to have him as an opponent, and think it complimentary to the borough
that he is come here to work it. The Carlton would not have sent him
here had they not felt that they were in a desperate state indeed. Ah,’
continued he excitedly, ‘there is nothing like a well-contested election.
I am of the opinion of a noble duke. “After all,” said he, “what greater
enjoyment can there be in life than to stand a contested election for
Yorkshire, and to win it by one?”’
‘Yes; but I ain’t a duke, and have not got a duke’s wealth.’
‘Never mind,’ said the agent; ‘elections don’t happen every day, and when
it is over you can economize.’
‘For the first time in my life. That will be hard work.’
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