Curiosities of Olden TimesBaring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
History
Curiosities of Olden Times
Baring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
Curiosities and wonders
The brayings of the animals and the cries of the lady attracted a crowd,
and the combatants were parted. The washerwoman’s ass was consigned, with
back-turned ears and palpitating sides, to confinement in a stable. Madame
Leclerc retired to her apartment exhausted from her battle, and fainted,
with feminine dexterity, into the extended arms of monsieur the florist,
her husband, and monsieur the deputy florist, his assistant. By slow
degrees the lady was brought round, by means of feathers burned under her
nose, and a drop of cordial distilled down her throat. And where was the
she-ass, the cause of all this mischief? She had been turned out into a
clover-field. Such is the way of the world.
Next day the gardener’s wife sent notice to the shop of M. Nepveux that
“If any one had lost an ass he would find it at the house of a floral
gardener, Faubourg S. Marceau, near the Gobelins.”
Jacques Ferron, husband of the lady who had gone a-marketing on Neddy, had
spent the night, as we learn from his express declaration in Court, on the
borders of insanity. Not a wink of sleep visited his eyes during the hours
of darkness, and the dawn broke upon him tossing feverishly on his pillow,
with all the bedclothes in a heap upon the floor.
The news of his Neddy’s whereabouts being discovered, restored his spirits
to equanimity. He wept for joy, and despatched his wife to claim the
truant, whilst he himself remained in his doorway, with palpitating bosom
and extended arms, ready to embrace the returning prodigal.
But, alas! Madame Ferron, on reaching the gardener’s house, learned to her
dismay that she was involved in further misfortune. Madame Leclerc
demanded damages for the bite she had received, to the amount of 1500
livres, and the ass would not be given up till the sum demanded was paid.
Tears and entreaties were in vain; and the washerwoman returned to her
husband with drooping head and a soul ravaged by despair.
On the following day, 4th July, a claim against Jacques Ferron for the sum
of 1500 livres damages, and 20 sous a day for the keep of the ass, was
lodged with the Commissaire Laumonier.
On the 21st August the Court ordered Leclerc to bring forward evidence to
establish his claim, and the defendant was bidden challenge it. The case
was heard on the 29th of the same month.
The plaintiff urged that his wife had been brutally assaulted by an
enraged jackass belonging to the defendant, had been seriously alarmed by
its ferocity, and had been severely bitten in the arm.
The damages claimed were reduced to 1200 livres, and payment was demanded,
as before, for the keep of the delinquent.
The defence of Ferron was to this effect:--
“The ass of the washerwoman was tied to a railing. It was not likely to
break away unless induced to do so by some one else. The she-ass of the
plaintiff was the cause of the jackass breaking its halter and pursuing
Madame Leclerc. Consequently the defendant was not responsible for what
ensued.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account