Curiosities of Olden TimesBaring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
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Curiosities of Olden Times
Baring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
Curiosities and wonders
“In the morning he reviewed his troops, and said, ‘My friends, after
breakfast we will hunt.’ Preparations being made accordingly, he set out
with a large retinue. During the chase the emperor felt such extreme
oppression from the heat, that he believed his very existence depended
upon a cold bath. As he anxiously looked round, he discovered a sheet of
water at no great distance. ‘Remain here,’ said he to his guard, ‘until I
have refreshed myself in yonder stream.’ Then, spurring his steed, he rode
hastily to the edge of the water. Alighting, he divested himself of his
apparel, and experienced the greatest pleasure from its invigorating
freshness and coolness. But whilst he was thus employed a person similar
to him in every respect arrayed himself unperceived in the emperor’s
dress, and then mounting his horse, rode to the attendants. The
resemblance to the sovereign was such, that no doubt was entertained of
the reality; and straightway command was issued for their return to the
palace.
“Jovinian, however, having quitted the water sought in every possible
direction for his clothes, but could find neither them nor the horse.
Vexed beyond measure at the circumstance, for he was completely naked, he
began to reflect upon what course he should pursue. ‘There is, I remember,
a knight residing close by; I will go to him and command his attendance
and service. I will then ride to the palace, and strictly investigate the
cause of this extraordinary conduct. Some shall smart for it.’
“Jovinian proceeded naked and ashamed to the castle of the aforesaid
knight, and beat loudly at the gate. ‘Open the gate,’ shouted the enraged
emperor, as the porter inquired leisurely the cause of the knocking, ‘you
will soon see who I am.’ The gate was opened, and the porter, struck with
the strange appearance of the man before him, exclaimed, ‘In the name of
all that is marvellous, what are you?’ ‘I am,’ replied he, ‘Jovinian, your
emperor. Go to your lord and command him to supply the wants of his
sovereign. I have lost both horse and clothes.’
“‘Infamous ribald!’ shouted the porter, ‘just before thy approach, the
emperor, accompanied by his suite, entered the palace. My lord both went
and returned with him. But he shall hear of thy presumption.’ And he
hurried off to communicate with his master. The knight came and inspected
the naked man. ‘What is your name?’ he asked roughly.
“‘I am Jovinian, who promoted thee to a military command.’
“‘Audacious scoundrel!’ said the knight, ‘dost thou dare to call thyself
the emperor? I have but just returned from the palace, whither I have
accompanied him. Flog the rascal,’ he ordered, turning to his servants:
‘flog him soundly, and drive him away.’
“The sentence was immediately executed, and Jovinian, bruised and furious,
rushed away to the castle of a duke whom he had loaded with favours. ‘He
will remember me,’ was his hope. Arrived at the castle, he made the same
assertion.
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