Curiosities of Olden TimesBaring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
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Curiosities of Olden Times
Baring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
Curiosities and wonders
How could that be devotion which was broken in upon by the tray of
delicacies? How could a preacher warm with his subject whilst his audience
were passing to each other sponge-cake and cracknels?
Bishop Salazar’s predecessor had seen this abuse grow to a head without
attempting to correct it, believing such a task to be hopeless. The new
prelate was of better metal. He commenced by recommending his clergy, in
their private ministrations, to urge its abandonment. The priests
entreated in vain. “Very well,” said the bishop, “then I shall preach
about it.” And so he did. At first his discourse was tender and
persuasive, but his voice was drowned in the clicker of cups and saucers.
Then he waxed indignant. “What! have ye not houses to eat and to drink in?
or despise ye the church of God, and shame them that have not? What shall
I say to you?” The ladies looked up at the pulpit with unimpassioned eyes,
while sipping their chocolate, then wiped their lips, and put out their
hands for some comfits.
The bishop’s voice thrilled shriller and louder--he looked like an apostle
in his godly indignation. Crash!--down went a tray at the cathedral door,
and every one looked round to see whose cups were broken.
“What was the subject of the sermon?” asked masters of their apprentices
every Sunday for the next month, and the ready answer came, “Oh! chocolate
again!”
After a course on the guilt of church desecration, the bishop found that
the ladies were only confirmed in their evil habits.
Reluctantly, the bishop had recourse to the only method open to him, an
excommunication, which was accordingly affixed to the cathedral gates. By
this he decreed that all persons showing wilful disobedience to his
injunctions, by drinking or eating during the celebration of divine
service, whether of Mass (high or low), litanies, benediction, or vespers,
should be _ipso facto_ excommunicate, be deprived of participation in the
sacraments of the Church, and should be denied the rite of burial, if
dying in a state of impenitence. This was felt to be a severe stroke, and
the ladies sent a deputation to Gage and the prior of the Dominican
monastery of St. James, entreating them to use their utmost endeavours to
bring about a reconciliation, and effect a compromise, a compromise which
was to consist in Monseignor’s revoking his interdict, and in
their--continuing to drink chocolate.
Gage and the prior undertook the delicate office, and sought the bishop.
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